A Quick Guide to Becoming a Great Demon of Hell

[Complete! The entire novel costs less than 7 yuan to subscribe to!] Enoch is a wicked little demon in the Western Hells. He hears that to become a great demon, he must commit sins more heinous than those of the Seven Demon Kings. So Enoch decides to risk stealing the treasure and provisions of a Hell Dragon, starting with greed and gluttony. But while he is eating the stolen food, the Hell Dragon catches him and forces a collar around his neck. He has to stay in the castle as the dragon’s little slave to pay for the damages. Enoch flies into a rage: It’s your fault for hiding your treasure so well! I couldn’t find it, and that’s why I got caught. Why should I have to be your slave? The dragon: ? Enoch then turns arrogant: Besides, I’m still hungry. You, go cook me two more dishes. The dragon: ? The dragon cooks the food and eats it himself. Enoch grows jealous: Why do you get to eat so much? You should give it all to me. You’re not allowed a single bite! The dragon counts his treasure at night. Enoch gets jealous again: Why do you get to be so rich? I should be allowed to steal it all. You’re not allowed to keep a single gem! But when the dragon is injured fighting another Demon King, Enoch doesn’t care at all. The dragon: Why aren’t you jealous anymore? You should say that all those wounds ought to be yours, and I’m not allowed to get even a scratch. Enoch: I’m committing the sin of sloth right now. I’m too lazy to talk to you. If you have nothing to do, go cook me two more dishes. The dragon: ? Enoch is steeped in sin, but he still hasn’t become a great demon. He can only resort to his last option: climbing into the dragon’s bed and committing the sin of lust. The dragon: I think you have a real talent for becoming a lust demon. Keep it up. Enoch: Okay! Have everyone in your castle line up and wait for me, one by one. I’m going to become the greatest lust demon! The dragon: ? After indulging in lust for a long time, Enoch still hasn’t become a great demon. Enoch: Whyyyyyyyy?! The dragon: Because you’re not lewd enough. Enoch: *Continues being a succubus through his tears.* A wicked, beautiful little demon bottom × a scheming, nasty Hell Dragon top who specializes in bullying demons “I will love you forever. I will regrow your flesh and fill out your wings, then take you from the depths of Hell and fly with you to the highest Heaven.” Reading Guide: 1. One-on-one, both are each other’s first. Size and skin-tone difference. A casual story to get back into writing, with a high concentration of hell jokes. It really is hellish. 2. The bottom is a wicked little demon. Don’t expect him to have any fine virtues, so let’s all bully him together! (Demonic whisper.) 3. Demons have their own dragon bottoms. The top likes nesting and forcing himself on others. He’s a little twisted, but actually a true devotee of hellish romance (?). 4. Demons and dragons: neither of them is a good person. It’s a daily-life story about a wicked, beautiful little demon being bullied by a great dragon. 5. Don’t worry about having trouble remembering the Western fantasy names. The supporting characters’ names in this story are super easy to remember. Don’t believe me? Click in and see for yourself ( ). 6. [Entirely fictional ancient Western fantasy setting. Please do not associate it with reality. This is a fictional world!!!] 7. A short story in the same series, The Several Ways to Pretend to Be a Mad Dog, is available in the author’s collection. Also, to answer a reader’s question: yes, this Enoch is the same Enoch from I Can Keep You Until the Fifth Watch. Theme: Love can make flesh grow anew upon dry bones.