I'm Never Watching a Musical Again 小女子再也不看音乐剧了

1. 1 懂 Do You Understand The Value Of A Boy Group’s Ace 懂不懂男团ACE的含金量啊！ Yu Chaocai余朝采Danmei (BL)757k WordsOngoing ACE means ace, or trump card. In an idol group, the ACE is the member with the strongest all-around ability and the greatest influence. They’re the conceptual core and the group’s most indispensable soul. If a boy band has no widely recognized ACE, either all its members are one-trick ponies or they’re all bad at something different. Quentin, 25, of Chinese-American heritage, has been named “the world’s most commercially successful original singer” for five consecutive years. He has over 200 90.5kFavorites90.6kClicks/ch247.9kGifts

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   This is a warning, a warning! A warning! A major warning!! I believe every female theatergoer wants to have the phrase "musical is not opera, but The Phantom of the Opera is a musical" etched into their very bones, because outsiders are so easily confused. But you authors who try to use musicals to glorify the protagonists (although I don't know what kind of style musicals are), could you please, for a moment, use a search engine to learn what a musical is, the difference between a musical and an opera, and what classic musical songs are? You even have the nerve to write these paid chapters with your eyes closed—you have absolutely no professional ethics.

2. 2 走 A Close-Up on Showbiz: Three Hundred Company Bankruptcies 走近娱乐圈之公司倒闭三百遍 Duo Mu Mu Duo多木木多Romance2.2M WordsCompleted ^o^ The original blurb has been withdrawn. There is no replacement yet. Male lead: Lu Beijing Female lead: Liu Wei Liu Wei transmigrates into Liu Sisi’s body and discovers that Liu Sisi is an entertainer tightly controlled by her agency. While filming a movie, she meets Lu Beijing, who greatly admires her. She breaks free of her agency’s control, joins Lu Beijing’s company, and makes films with him, ultimately finding success in both love and career. This story is entirely fictional. Any resembl 77.7kFavorites138.2kClicks/ch887.7kGifts

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   Warning +1: While this author's other books and other parts of this book are well-written, why did they still write *Cats* as an opera? What are they trying to achieve? They're an experienced author; isn't it difficult to do some research before writing about things they don't understand?

3. 3 致 [Dorian/Opera] Fatal Aesthetics [道林/歌剧]致命美学 Han Shu寒菽Danmei (BL)231k WordsCompleted Mid-19th century. It was the best of times: medicine, the arts, and the Industrial Revolution. It was the worst of times: opium, epidemics, and colonial wars. Chopin, Andersen, and Alexandre Dumas fils; Jules, Darwin, and Nobel. Dorian Gray was reborn from the flames. He was frivolous and fickle, good for nothing but his handsome face and wealth. He met the Phantom of the Paris Opera, a man utterly unlike him: stubborn, loyal, and immensely talented. He never imagined that he, who loved beauty 16.3kFavorites47.1kClicks/ch5.3kGifts

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   I read this fanfiction a long time ago; I've forgotten most of the plot, but I still remember the pairings, which is quite strange.

4. 4 哥 [Western Crossover] Where Did Gotham’s Musical Angel Come From?! [综英美]哥谭哪来的音乐天使！ FelioNo CP731k WordsCompleted New Western Crossover romance, Don't Hit Your Date, is complete! Come enjoy this sweet little treat 🤲 Musicals meet DC in this wildly imaginative story. Blurb: Welcome to Musical Gotham! (Megaphone 📢) (Spotlight ⚡) (Music 🎶) (Drums 🥁) Viola snagged a ticket to the legendary one-night-only all-star revival of The Phantom of the Opera. But perhaps using up all her luck on the ticket meant she had none left. As soon as she stepped out of the theater after the show, her head spun, and she ascende 12.8kFavorites12.8kClicks/ch16.8kGifts

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   So incredibly cute! The musical angel is such a wonderful angel! 🥺 Yes, that's exactly how musicals are – singing and dancing, even if it kills you, you'll get back up for an encore! 🥺

5. 5 智 [Western Crossover | Anko] How Can I Survive Gotham With an Intelligence of 1? [综英美|安科]智力1如何在哥谭艰难求生 Electric Sparrow发电雀No CP326k WordsCompleted You died. But you were lucky enough to get a chance to be reborn. The Dice God, who decides your fate, rolled your character stats for you: Intelligence 1, Luck 95, Appearance 92, Strength 31, Dexterity 48, Constitution 25, Size 44, Willpower 68, Education 97. You fell silent. You were actually a college-educated idiot. The KP in your head scratched his head and said to forget about all that and choose your identity instead. He also gave you three chances to reroll. The identity cards before y 5.2kFavorites7.4kClicks/ch2.5kGifts

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   Ancowen, with its numerous references to musicals, is a dice-rolling show—it doesn't give you any face, you might as well lose your brain to watch it, it's not Batman-style literature plus points.

6. 6 地 [Crossover: Western TV and Musicals] Help Wanted in Hell （综英美剧+音乐剧）地狱招聘启事 Wen Ye Sen Luo文野森罗No CP27k WordsOngoing Hell's Wanted Notice: Hiring employees for any position. Must be willing to work hard and complain little (being forced to is fine too). It's really just a story about Satan suddenly getting bored, deciding to take a vacation in the world above, catching a few people, and annoying his little brother while he's at it. Regarding religious matters, please don't take things too seriously. I watched many of these shows a long time ago, and going back to rewatch them all isn't realistic, so there wi 33Favorites427Clicks/ch—Gifts

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   Put the very shallow pit in first.

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