Soccer 足球

1. 1 模 [Football] Play the Simulator However You Like [足球]模拟器就要随心玩 Chili Bun辣椒包子No CP324k WordsOngoing [First Playthrough (Complete)] Chuunibyou Wants to Play Soccer Too! Leonhard Kreutz, character traits: Dark Emperor, Evil Eye; club: Schalke 04; national team: Germany [Second Playthrough (Updating)] Can a Setter Switch to Playing Midfield? Tommaso Rinaldi, character traits: Master of Languages, One-Touch Passing; clubs: Lazio, AC Milan; national team: Italy [Third Playthrough] Waiting for Godot? I'm Godot! Julian De Wilde, character traits: Player of Life, Improv Theater; clubs: River Plate, Ma 3.8kFavorites3.5kClicks/ch12.8kGifts

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   The free episodic stories have now been updated to the second world. This is a very touching story. Both Leo and Tommy are such wonderful kids. The plot doesn't rely on overly powerful plot devices, but it delicately portrays the protagonists' growth. The story captures the passion and cruelty of sports, reminding us that at least we still have love. I've completely become a fan of Leo.

2. 2 如 [Football] How Could You Not Love This Beautiful Game? ［足球］如此蹴鞠，怎能不爱 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Multi-Orientation218k WordsOngoing * A collection of random ideas, short stories, strange crossovers, and rambling thoughts * There may be content that bothers you, though I don’t know what. One idea might be harmless, but the next could be a thunderbolt from the heavens, so please pay attention to chapter warnings and feel free to flag things in the comments. * Expect things like evil directions, evil protagonists, evil plots, unethical behavior (do not imitate), abstract behavior (do not imitate), boxing championships, polyam 4.1kFavorites5.3kClicks/ch4.1kGifts

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   These are episodic stories with wildly imaginative plots, each chapter featuring a small, unconventional idea, some with sequels. They're top-tier in their absurd humor, hellish jokes, and twisted, nonsensical humor. Each protagonist in each story is highly individualistic, embodying the idea that while they may lack morality, they can't be without purpose—you'll laugh until you burp. The "Poisonous Woman" chapter is particularly enjoyable; it features a mad concubine abandoned by the emperor, her intense love and hate, and her poignant portrayal of her youthful innocence is heartbreaking.

3. 3 啊 [Football] Wait, Was the Game I Played a Bootleg?! [足球]啊我玩的原来是盗版游戏啊！？！ Bone Snap Snap Snapovo骨拆拆拆ovoDanmei (BL)176k WordsOngoing Wait, what?! This can't be right! After getting rejected by an NPC yet again, the player finally snapped! Isn't this how you raise affection in a damn game? You just chat with them, and they enjoy it. Shouldn't their affection go up? Every time I chat with you, you laugh your head off. I've chatted with you for so long, and today you tell me you want to stay with Milan forever? You say you want to stay in Milan and forage for wild greens? What is that supposed to mean?! The player was confuse 10.8kFavorites15.1kClicks/ch46.4kGifts

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   PP is hilarious! All Italians love this pineapple pizza! The fourth catastrophe, barely human, is forced to take an IQ test but is a smart defender. PP is constantly kissing us while we love spicy food. The match is well-written, and the author's comments are a must-read. There is a romantic storyline.

4. 4 小 [Football] A Puppy Reincarnates as the King of Football [足球]小狗转生成球王 Zhou Rujiang周入江No CP2.3M WordsCompleted A9 is an intelligent teacher from the future. Its mission is to train someone to become a top talent in their field, a winner in the eyes of others. But it accidentally bonded with a Shetland Sheepdog who could only understand four commands: sit, lie down, shake, and spin. The dog only cared about rubber balls. After waiting twenty years for the dog to die of ol 58.6kFavorites109.6kClicks/ch574.4kGifts

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   The true protagonist is a dog, Ted is the best dog in the world! Our great British Empire has arrived! The career storyline is exciting, and it also includes various heartwarming stories of old men raising dogs. Looking forward to the end.

5. 5 天 [Football] In the Name of Genius [足球]天才的名义 A Single Scallion一之葱Danmei (BL)852k WordsCompleted * Each arc is independent, mostly featuring relatives of football players. There are single-couple, multiple-couple, and no-couple stories. * Matthaus's son, Ma Xiaozui; the Bayern little emperor forces Klose into a relationship. * The bitter little Bayern player falls for Milan and loves digging for wild vegetables, making his childhood friend Lahm cry. * The Shevchenko brothers; A Dream Left Behind at Stamford Bridge; no pairing. * Piero's son, Xiao Luo, makes a bold move into the Premier Leag 21.4kFavorites33.8kClicks/ch135.3kGifts

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   This is an episodic story, featuring a variety of main characters and couples for your enjoyment. I love Julian; his "golden finger" (advantages/cheat codes) isn't as overpowered as some might think, making it feel more realistic. Football is indeed a sport full of glory and regret, brilliance and desolation, loyalty and unfulfilled desires.

6. 6 最 [Football] The Last Red and Black [足球]最后的红黑 plasmonnNo CP849k WordsCompleted [b] “Do you have a wish?” Ryan, the current chairman of Manchester United, replied, “No.” “Yes, you do. You want to revive Milan.” Ryan Beckham: ? “I don’t. I don’t want to. That’s not me.” After a freak accident in time, Ryan Beckham returns to the past. The System tells him that he can return to his original timeline only if he manages to revive Milan. Ryan: “What if I don’t?” System: “Then I’ll make Manchester United go bankrupt... Mr. Chairman Ryan, surely you don’t want Manchester U 14kFavorites27.2kClicks/ch207.7kGifts

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   Ryan! What will Milan do without you, Ryan! A chairman and player post—in this cruel reality, only you can warm my heart. Enough said. Milan needs more money and love to bring in a chairman like Ryan!

7. 7 佛 [Football] Florida Has No Room for Idlers ［足球］佛罗里达不养闲人 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)33k WordsOngoing Ryan, a Floridian, 20 years old, plays for Orlando City. One day, after his team wins a match by a huge margin, he swims into a zoo that night to beat up alligators and gets caught. The only one kind enough to bail him out is the Brazilian Saint of a teammate: “Come on, make a clean breast of it and you'll be treated leniently.” Protagonist: “Yeah, I've been beating up alligators since two years ago.” Kaka draws a sharp breath: “You're so cruel.” Protagonist: “If wild alligators can beat up 5.7kFavorites13.7kClicks/ch4kGifts

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   Crocodile-shaped Da Bao continues to persecute people due to the 9th incident, and the number of victims is likely to increase. Every chapter is hilarious; Yao Yao Dian is still too ahead of its time. It's a pity the author has left, oh no!

8. 8 绿 Football: The Magician of the Pitch [足球]绿茵魔术师 Zhou Rujiang周入江No CP2.5M WordsCompleted [Main story complete, with bonus chapters updated from time to time. You don't need to know anything about soccer to enjoy this!] Teodoro Finis was born rebellious. He was a player who gave countless coaches headaches, and fans both loved and hated him. People fell in love with him because of a match, then found themselves grinding their teeth in annoyance at his bad temper. He was a dribbling magician who turned the entire pitch into his stage. He was every midfielder's favorite striker, a raz 34.7kFavorites74.4kClicks/ch237.9kGifts

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   Tio! Such a wonderful little bird! Its charm makes me want to spin Thomas! No romantic pairing, but a strong sense of nurturing; it feels like I'm truly watching our Tio grow from a slum chick into a phoenix of the Apennine Peninsula. It's delicious at every stage! Please, author, write more side stories!

9. 9 挂 [Football] The Cheater Has Stopped Even Pretending [足球]挂哥演都不演了 NoaeNo CP141k WordsOngoing Adrian Xiela, an employee at Stark Industries. What office drone could resist opening Football Life during work hours and happily slacking off? [Warnings] Hard-core fans of the team and players, stay away / OOC / stream of consciousness / few matches / artsy / chuunibyou / everyone except the protagonist is melodramatic (highlighted!) Warnings have been given in advance, so no liability. If it's not your thing, just click the X! Let's not torture each other... This is a free story, so ratings o 15kFavorites25.7kClicks/ch44kGifts

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   The only downside is that it's short, and the author updates it irregularly. The protagonist of God Sculptor is perfect; the exhilaration is indescribable—he's practically a god. The author's homepage also has various AUs, so satisfying!

10. 10 踢 Football: The Point of Playing Is to Win [足球]踢足球就是要赢 Drifting in a Frost-Free Harbor流离不冻港Danmei (BL)1.0M WordsCompleted Yolamir Griffin, football’s playboy, the notorious bastard who’s famous for having a heart of gold. An AC Milan academy graduate, a forward who should have red and black blood in his veins, he only ever plays with real passion when he’s back home, celebrating more wildly than anyone. He’s a griffin on the pitch, the uncrowned king of Italy. Yolamir: In this world, I’m the one who lets people down. Nobody gets to say I let them down. A bastard only has a tiny bit of sincerity. The rest of his 11.9kFavorites17.2kClicks/ch26.1kGifts

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    The Griffin character is so cool! Griffin's personality is just too awesome. He's so free to transfer players. The football aspect is great, but the romance is so-so.

11. 11 球 [Football] What Are the Players Up To? [足球]球员都在做什么？ Coconut Breeze Gold Bar椰风金条Danmei (BL)2.6M WordsOngoing Jacques ran into an angel on his way home from work. The angel told him, “Jacques, you need to play soccer.” [Side Quest: Lead Belgium to win the World Cup] Make a poor man with a broken leg play in the World Cup? Jacques thought the world had gone mad. Pairing: Kevin De Bruyne Theme: Soccer is fun. 10kFavorites12.5kClicks/ch50.4kGifts

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    This book has a strong flavor of contrasts. Jacques is a free lawnmower (what am I even saying?). The author has a deep understanding of philosophy and hellish jokes, and his personal style is very distinctive. If you like this kind of book, you should check it out. He's a good match for De Bruyne.

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