Dropped Reads 弃文

1. 51 沙 The Goofy Top Student Is Killing Me Online 沙雕学神，在线养死我 Little Knife Who Loves to Laugh爱哈哈的小刀Danmei (BL)278k WordsCompleted Senior year is dull and tedious, so top student Yun Chi unwinds by playing word games. The apocalypse has arrived, and you and your husband are hiding in a cave to survive. You find a steamed bun. Who gets to eat it? A. You B. Your husband C. Half each Yun Chi picks A. You find a bottle of water. Who gets to drink it? A. You B. Your husband C. Half each Yun Chi picks A. When danger appears, who charges in? A. You B. Your husband C. Both of you Yun Chi picks B. The game is pointless, but Yun Ch 11.8kFavorites10.8kClicks/ch11.2kGifts

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   I gave up halfway through. The beginning was good, but the later parts felt a bit overdone, focusing too much on the game. Most of the interactions between the main characters were triggered by the game, and the game itself wasn't funny. It's a shame, I dropped it.

2. 52 只 I Have to Play Out the Plot Myself! [Apocalypse] 只好自己走剧情了！[末世] Ma Hu Zijun马户子君Danmei (BL)266k WordsCompleted [A completed novella of just over 200,000 Chinese characters] A hilarious, sweet, feel-good story Qi He spent twelve years as a game tester, specializing in finding bugs and pulling off outrageous tricks. After dying unexpectedly, he transmigrated into an apocalypse. On the first day, he was bound to the System and told that he was a cannon-fodder character in this world. At every key plot point, he had to play his role according to the script. The first plot point. The System summarized: “You 365.1kFavorites397.4kClicks/ch682.9kGifts

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   I didn't want to watch it from the beginning; it didn't make me laugh at all, it was so funny it made me want to roll my toes.

3. 53 还 Such a Good Thing Exists? 还有此等好事？ Yi Cong Yin一丛音Danmei (BL)583k WordsCompleted Wu Lingchan was a prodigy renowned throughout the Three Realms, until his Golden Core shattered and his fellow disciples schemed against him during a secret-realm trial, leaving him gravely wounded and on the brink of death. When he woke, he was in the Demon Realm. The good news: he was actually the long-lost youngest son of the Demon Lord. The bad news: his father’s title as Demon Lord was all but empty, and the one truly in power was his adoptive son, the older brother he had in name only. H 344.8kFavorites321.4kClicks/ch671.9kGifts

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   The illustrations are beautiful, but what are the main characters doing? There's clearly a main plot, but where's the process?

4. 54 总 The CEO Mistook Someone Else for His Canary 总裁他认错了金丝雀 Gu Sanyue顾三跃Danmei (BL)345k WordsCompleted Zhuo Shu recently found himself a young star: the aloof, chaste type, neither clingy nor demanding, just the way he liked them. The star also looked great on his arm. The only problem was that he had no ambition. One night, Zhuo Shu took the initiative and asked, “Tell me, what resources do you want?” Ying Tongchen: “Resources? Then I’ll take the Deluxe Edition of the Wu San workbook, a collection of real college entrance exam practice tests, and a complete guide to English grammar.” Zhuo Shu 194.1kFavorites364.1kClicks/ch81.5kGifts

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   Hello, Gu Sanyue, it's you again. Your copywriting always seems alright, but when you actually click in, the writing is shockingly stilted.

5. 55 进 Are Husbands Assigned When Going to the Capital for the Imperial Examination? 进京赶考还分配老公吗？ Long-Nosed Dog长鼻子狗Danmei (BL)767k WordsCompleted #Complete! Please leave a five-star review (mwah)!# #Weibo: @Changbizigoujj. Feel free to ask for updates.# #Both leads are each other's first and only# Zhao Baozhu was a fine young man from a remote mountain village. He was the first person in Zhao Village to pass the provincial imperial examination in hundreds of years. The villagers, who had been poor for most of their lives, pooled their resources to send him to t 146.3kFavorites154.5kClicks/ch121.5kGifts

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   Hmm, like some comments have pointed out, the author clearly didn't know how impressive the scholar was, portraying the protagonist as incredibly humble. Yes, there are always people more capable than you, but was this really necessary? Does being more powerful give one the right to disrespect those less capable? The author intended to portray the protagonist's humility as something more subservient.

6. 56 我 I Got the Emperor Pregnant 我让皇帝怀孕了 Chang Le Si Yang长乐思央Danmei (BL)389k WordsCompleted Song Zi is the young master of the Prime Minister's household. Slow-witted by nature, he is timid and afraid of trouble. The boldest thing he has ever done is fall for the breathtaking beauty he met at first sight in the Cold Palace. Deep in love, Song Zi grits his teeth in secret: The emperor is a lunatic who kills anyone who spends the night with him. It would be a shame to let the beauty waste his youth. A year later, the beauty tells Song Zi in a sweet voice that he is pregnant. Song Zi is s 90.6kFavorites208.4kClicks/ch78.8kGifts

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   I didn't want to continue reading after reading half of it; the pregnancy part was a bit awkward.

7. 57 水 Narcissus's Redemption Countdown 水仙救赎倒计时 Wei Huo危火Danmei (BL)425k WordsCompleted [Main story complete; bonus chapters updating] ★ A narcissistic romance, updates promptly at 10 a.m. every day ★ The cover is meant to be viewed sideways ★ Blurb: “I know everything about who I was when I was young: my likes, my dislikes, my helplessness, my hardships, my breakdowns, and the pleasure I felt every time I lost myself while staring into the mirror.” Reader’s guide: 1. Shen Zhi is twenty-eight; Shen Jichuan is eighteen. Older Shen (Shen Zhi), top VS younger Shen (Shen Jichuan), 54.2kFavorites44kClicks/ch67kGifts

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   I read the beginning and some side stories; the character designs are appealing, but unfortunately, I'm a psychology major, and the descriptions of the illnesses were a bit awkward.

8. 58 向 The Guide's Cliched Deal 向导的俗套交易 Neither Here Nor There不间不界Danmei (BL)573k WordsCompleted Updated regularly. The [Tower], located in the heart of the capital, is a paradise of wealth and power. The gifted students who study there are all from prominent families, born at the very top of the pyramid. But after an education reform, the Tower began sponsoring a group of exceptional students, selected from across the country, to attend for free. Without exception, every one of them was an S-rank Sentinel or Guide. Ying Zhi’s father was the chairman of the Agents’ Association, and his m 31.4kFavorites34.3kClicks/ch41.1kGifts

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   This isn't just being arrogant, this is downright asking for a beating...

9. 59 穿 After I Got Trapped in the School Hunk's Tmall Genie 穿进校草的天猫精灵后 Lin Angsi林盎司Danmei (BL)282k WordsCompleted If life is like God rolling the dice, Lu Yunfei figured he’d at least rolled a six. He was handsome and got good grades, with English as his one glaring weakness. Then he learned about Bian Jinyuan. Bian Jinyuan was tall, long-legged, and cool, and he always ranked first in the entire grade. His English score was so much better than Lu Yunfei’s that if Lu Yunfei was a six, this guy was a 666! Why was Bian Jinyuan born when Lu Yunfei already existed? There wasn’t room for two tigers on one mounta 28kFavorites58.5kClicks/ch15.5kGifts

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   The premise is good, but the main character's English is terrible. Many excellent tutors couldn't help, and the protagonist memorized vocabulary but forgot it immediately. However! Another protagonist discovered the reason for the protagonist's poor English was his vocabulary, so he checked on the protagonist's vocabulary every day. And guess what? The protagonist memorized it! His grades improved... Emmm... So many excellent tutors... But... None of them... Taught the protagonist any vocabulary?

10. 60 被 After the Scheming Crown Prince Heard My Thoughts 被腹黑太子听见心声后 Old Snow, Newly Brewed旧雪新烹Danmei (BL)464k WordsCompleted Xiao Fuguang transmigrated into the body of the heir to the Marquis of Jingyuan: He was bound to the "Rescue the Damsel in Distress System" and had to keep saving people in trouble to earn life points. He rescued a beautiful songstress with a tragic fate who had been sold off. He rescued a handsome actor fallen on hard times and forced into a life of debauchery. After doing this again and 14.6kFavorites17kClicks/ch6.7kGifts

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    I thought the cunning prince would complain if he heard this, after all, you're cunning, aren't you? But instead he's concerned about whether I'm possessed by a bad monster, oh my god~

11. 61 卡 Can Cute Guys Be Tops Too? [Entertainment Industry] 卡哇伊也是1吗?[娱乐圈] Apple Farmer苹果果农Danmei (BL)265k WordsCompleted [The complete novel is finished. Thank you to every angel who supported the official release!] [Please add my upcoming novel, After Picking Up a Romance Plot in an Infinite Game, to your reading list!] Song Yixing, a member of a boy band, is the handsome, icy-faced heartthrob of the group, the perfect top that both his bandmates’ fans and his own fans want to pair their faves with. His cutest bandmate, Gu Xiaoyi, is his most popular ship, but... In the ship’s fan community, Song Yixing is an ab 10.9kFavorites17.3kClicks/ch4.8kGifts

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    Saved after reading the description but no longer want to read it.

12. 62 他 Why Doesn't He Hate Me Yet? 他怎么还不恨我？ Suspended Bones悬骨Danmei (BL)456k WordsCompleted A complete idiot suddenly appeared in Chi Yufei's stagnant life. Not only did this idiot constantly give him trouble, but he also mistook Chi Yufei and his friend for a couple and took him for a gay man. Whenever Chi Yufei had plans with his friend, the idiot would butt in and cause a scene. He mistook Chi Yufei's smile for tolerance and his politeness for fear, acting so obnoxiously that he was impossible to stand. Chi Yufei was planning to deal with the idiot in private when the fool let his 6kFavorites6.3kClicks/ch4.9kGifts

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    I couldn't finish reading it; the author portrayed the main character as too muscular. (It's like a Korean-style double-door illusion.)

13. 63 你 You Look Like My Dead Ex-Boyfriend 你好像我死去的前男友 Suspended Bones悬骨Danmei (BL)224k WordsCompleted Qi Wanxing planned to confess to his neighbor, Su Mianxia, when he turned eighteen, but on the day his college entrance exams ended, he witnessed Su Mianxia's death. His first love ended with a cold kiss on the black-and-white photo on Su Mianxia's gravestone. After Su Mianxia died, Qi Wanxing had a secret: he still received emails from Su Mianxia. Everyone knew Su Mianxia was dead. Only Qi Wanxing was convinced he was still alive. Then, during Qi Wanxing's sophomore year of college, an exch 5.5kFavorites8.3kClicks/ch1.5kGifts

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    It's awkwardly funny; I thought it would be.

14. 64 小 The Little Cat Refuses to Go to Heaven 小猫拒绝上天堂 Gu Zaozao顾澡澡Danmei (BL)282k WordsCompleted A dirty little hairless kitten, covered in blood, arrived at the entrance to Heaven. The receptionist took one look and knew what had happened. With a sigh, they said in a practiced voice, “Come on in, sweetheart. You won’t be in pain anymore now that you’re in Heaven.” The kitten’s voice was faint. “Mimi wants to go home. Mimi has something very important to tell his owner.” The receptionist wasn’t surprised. “Sweetheart, you can be reborn as a new kitten with your memories intact. By the ti 5.1kFavorites3.7kClicks/ch2.8kGifts

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    How awkward! Would someone with OCD really let a cute kitten run onto their bed? Even though this kitten is the same one the protagonist had before, the protagonist doesn't know it's the same kitten. So, would a protagonist with OCD really allow a strange kitten on their bed? Really? And the kitten is black, the kind that leaves paw prints on the bed...

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