Absurd Comedy 沙雕文学

1. 1 满 Echoes of My Heart Throughout the Court 满朝文武都能听到我的心声 White Wood白色的木No CP818k WordsCompleted I have a completed novel next door, The Empress Consort System Made Me the First Emperor's Imperial Tutor. Take a look if you're interested. *Light ancient fantasy novel Bad news: Xu Yanmao has transmigrated to ancient times, and he's completely useless at physical labor or farming. His specialty, cybersecurity, is no use to the ancients. Good news: He's bound to a System. Bad news: It's called the Gossip System. Not gossip in the sense of fortune-telling, but gossip involving people's priva 499kFavorites1.1MClicks/ch2.7MGifts

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   It started strong and maintained a steady pace; the only problem was the inconsistent updates. Once it's finished, that problem ceases to be a problem.

2. 2 红 A Sand Sculpture in the Mortal World 红尘一沙雕 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)528k WordsCompleted [Modern slapstick comedy. For publication updates, follow @Chun Feng Yao F.] After transmigrating to a matriarchal kingdom, Li Xiangfu finally transmigrates back! To make ends meet, he spent those years mastering music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. His embroidery and cooking were peerless, and he could manage a household with ease. The Li family’s youngest son, a schemer who wanted to steal the family fortune and was rotten to the core, was sent abroad. A few years later, when he came b 322.3kFavorites877kClicks/ch418.8kGifts

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   I still can't forget the human-shaped spinning top 😂

3. 3 在 Reaching the Top in a Survival Game 在求生游戏里登顶 Peach Lantern桃子灯No CP1.0M WordsCompleted [This novel was previously titled *In the Escape Game, I...* orz. My no-CP novel next door, "I Inherited a City God Temple", is now available for pre-order.] After money-loving player Yun Xubai entered an escape game, his first question was, “Can I pay to win?” His teammate said, “You can pay with your life.” Late at night, a female ghost with long, damp, icy hair stood beside his bed. Yun Xubai grinned and held up the scissors in his hand. “Want a membership? Wash, cut, and blow-dry starts 97.1kFavorites178.1kClicks/ch147.7kGifts

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   Atypical puzzle game [glasses]

4. 4 给 Livestreaming the Secrets of Longevity to Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han 给秦皇汉武直播长寿秘诀 Astonishing Grace Without Words无字惊鸿No CP989k WordsCompleted [The follow-up novel, "Becoming the Perfect Crown Prince in Great Qin", is complete] System 222 is a devoted fan of the career of the greatest emperor of all time. After becoming the Main System, it decides to select suitable content to broadcast across various parallel worlds, bringing a little fun to people's lives. Entertainment comes first, with educational content as a side dish. Before airing any entertainment shows, it has to debunk superstition first: "Myths You Don't Know: The Primordi 85.5kFavorites241.2kClicks/ch117.3kGifts

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   One death is one death

5. 5 我21+ I Brought the Childbirth System to Start a Farm 我带生子系统开农场 Climbing onto the Roof to Find the Stars爬上屋顶找星星Danmei (BL)907k WordsCompleted 54.6kFavorites57.6kClicks/ch144.5kGifts

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   I haven't finished reading it yet, but I'm much more interested in the Creation System.

6. 6 笨 Foolish Omega Bound to the Rewind System 笨蛋omega绑定回档系统 Mao Qiuqiuo毛球球oDanmei (BL)414k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication. Follow updates on Weibo: @MaoqiuqiuOnTheRooftop] 1. Jian Yuheng dislikes his older brother's secretary, Song Ruochen. This aloof beauty is cool, clever, and never makes a mistake, like a perfect, exquisitely made robot. But one day, Jian Yuheng discovers that Song Ruochen can rewind time. At a dinner, his older brother reaches for a dish, and Song Ruochen spins the lazy Susan. Everyone's eyes turn to them, and Song Ruochen gives a little shudder. The next second, Jian 367.7kFavorites455.9kClicks/ch521.1kGifts

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   Want to see more of Chien Yu-heng's suffering? 😏

7. 7 我 My Two-Faced Act Is Falling Apart Online [Book Transmigration] 我表里不一在线翻车[穿书] Qi Shisi柒十四Danmei (BL)389k WordsCompleted Li Qingzhou had been bedridden for years. After he died, a System bound him and sent him into an old-school romance novel, where he became the story's great villain. The villain was stunningly beautiful, but gloomy by nature, with disabled legs and a wheelchair... Li Qingzhou teared up instantly and collapsed on the floor, wailing. "No way! I'm out!" The System said, "Once you complete the mission, your legs will recover." Li Qingzhou sat straight up. "What mission? I'm in!" Mission: Find a pa 82.8kFavorites185.9kClicks/ch36.7kGifts

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   Zhou Bao's hard work has finally paid off 🎉

8. 8 我 I'm Just a Casual Player [VR] 我不过是个生活玩家[全息] Ning Yannu宁雁奴Danmei (BL)777k WordsCompleted [New novel in progress: The Cannon Fodder Just Wants to Grow Flowers [Farming]] In the year 3013 of the New Era, the full-dive game Ancient Trails takes the world by storm. The developers claim it “recreates the ancient civilization of Huaxia on Blue Star almost perfectly,” attracting billions of players descended from the Huaxia people. Nan Xing, an “ancient person” who has transmigrated to the future, feels out of place in this unfamiliar world. Then he dives into Ancient Trails, where he fin 76.5kFavorites138.5kClicks/ch50.9kGifts

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   Nanxing Baby doesn't have a particularly exciting plot, but it's still very good, and it suits my preference for the farming/development genre (-^o^-)

9. 9 全EN The Entire Entertainment Industry Can Hear Me Going Crazy 全娱乐圈听我发疯 Shu Ke姝珂Danmei (BL)576k WordsCompleted [Check out the author's ongoing novel next door: Villainous Cannon Fodder, but a Modern College Student] Ning Luo had one of the great virtues of young people today: emotional stability. Stablely losing his mind. But he only dared to go crazy in his head. On the outside, he still looked like a shy, innocent young man. After an accident, he transmigrated into the entertainment industry as a disgraced idol with the same name. Ning Luo thought back on all the ways the original had brought about 88.8kFavorites157.9kClicks/ch120.1kGifts

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   Luo Luo is super cute

10. 10 恶EN Villainous Cannon Fodder, But a Modern College Student 恶毒炮灰，但当代大学生 Shu Ke姝珂Danmei (BL)511k WordsCompleted [Main story complete, only 10 yuan for the full book. Thanks for supporting the original!] [Coming soon: “Cold and Ruthless CEO, but He Drinks Milk Tea,” blurb at the bottom] Shi Jihan transmigrated into a world where three books had merged. He was the vicious cannon fodder who was repeatedly used and met a tragic end, and he was bound to an unreliable newborn System. Shi Jihan: . Three books, no matter how you merge them, there’s always a catch :) In the first book, he would fight his eldest 69.4kFavorites92.4kClicks/ch68.9kGifts

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    Little Beagle~ Little Cow~ Automatic Troublemaker are all nicknames for our Xiaohan (*^▽^*)

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