A Sand Sculpture in the Mortal World

[Modern slapstick comedy. For publication updates, follow @Chun Feng Yao F.] After transmigrating to a matriarchal kingdom, Li Xiangfu finally transmigrates back! To make ends meet, he spent those years mastering music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. His embroidery and cooking were peerless, and he could manage a household with ease. The Li family’s youngest son, a schemer who wanted to steal the family fortune and was rotten to the core, was sent abroad. A few years later, when he came back, everyone expected him to cause a scene. Instead, they saw him: Playing the guqin in the morning, working on double-sided embroidery at noon, and washing his hands to make soup in the evening. Li Xiangfu: Calm as a chrysanthemum, free of desire, serene and unbothered. Don’t disturb me, don’t @ me. Later: The stern, old-fashioned eldest Li brother: …Little brother, go clubbing. The aloof, self-possessed second Li brother: …Little brother, go fall in love. The Li patriarch, despairing over his hopeless grandson: …Son, go wild. One day, the head of the Qin family paid a visit and brought up a marriage alliance. Old Master Li: “I only have one daughter. I’ll have to ask what she thinks first.” Qin Jin: “No need. I have my eye on your youngest son.” Old Master Li: “…Then you’ll have to take a number. You’re the twenty-ninth person this year who wants to go on a blind date with him.” “…” Theme: Kind people will have wonderful lives.