A Grab Bag of Kinks, For Top-Obsessed Readers xp大杂烩（攻控版）

1 我 My Host Is Very Delicate 我的宿主很柔弱 A Girl's Spring Night少女春宵Danmei (BL)1.0M WordsCompleted [To the people who steal novel files: May you be broke for the rest of your lives.] When the System finds Song Zhengyu, he is about to be imprisoned and showered with declarations of love by an obsessive man. His whole body practically radiates weakness and helplessness. The System makes him a deal: if Song Zhengyu completes a few supporting-character storylines where the characters die by accident, it will help him escape the man. Song Zhengyu: But I don't know how... (frowns) System: That's 14.9kFavorites30.3kClicks/ch3.6kGifts

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Yuyu is so cute. Yuyu, I am my mother!

2 老 What Should I Do If My Husband Doesn't Love Me Anymore? 老公不爱我了怎么办？ A Can of Ice-Cold Cola一罐冰可乐Danmei (BL)254k WordsCompleted [The main story is not written in first person.] A lovesick, sweet younger brother who’s great at acting cute and playing the good boy, but emotionally fragile and sensitive, as the top x a controlling, authoritarian older brother who’s an established authority figure, as the bottom When I was little, I met a stranger. The first time we met, he helped me escape the abuse I suffered at the hands of my family. I saw him as my only lifeline, clung to him desperately, and affectionately called him 8.1kFavorites7.5kClicks/ch1.8kGifts

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The slut and spoiled wife version has long hair and beauty 1, can't bear the long mouth, and is loaded with goods. In the early stages, the baby was a miserable, obedient little crybaby.

3 论 How a Snarky Male Insect Played a Vile Cannon Fodder 论吐槽役雄虫如何扮演败类炮灰 Heart Toward Divine Wisdom心向神知Danmei (BL)360k WordsCompleted A cool, snarky, genuinely expendable cannon-fodder character who doesn't know how strong he is as the top & A mad general who has an 800-meter soft spot for good boys as the bottom (Both are strong, they dote on each other, with a slight preference for the top; a light ensemble cast; easygoing tone) (Lingling is the only protagonist, and the entire world revolves around him) (No secondary pairings; the top is doted on by everyone; plot and romance both feature heavily) A fictional, imaginary wor 16.4kFavorites16.8kClicks/ch8.1kGifts

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I love to read 11 posts, please order more [Spread your hands] Bailansu, my mother

4 高 The Cold and Distant Male God Couldn't Care Less About Me 高冷男神对我爱搭不理 I Want Baizhu Again Today今天也想要白术Danmei (BL)37k WordsOngoing Shen Fengyao's hopeless romantic side has kicked in again. He takes one look at the cool, aloof heartthrob being discussed in a hugely popular forum thread, Wen Jin, and falls for him. The more Shen Fengyao looks at Wen Jin's photos, the more he likes him. He suddenly decides to go after him! On Monday morning, half-asleep, Shen Fengyao shamelessly follows Wen Jin into an advanced calculus lecture. By the time the lecture ends, Shen feels like his soul is floating away as he walks out of the c 1.4kFavorites1.1kClicks/ch277Gifts

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The title and copy of the book are so scary, but the actual text has nothing to do with them. It will make you faint because of the cuteness.

5 漂 The Handsome Villain Gong Starts Livestreaming 漂亮反派攻他开直播啦 No Hair Loss不脱发Danmei (BL)123k WordsOngoing [Mainly from the top’s perspective] Jiang Jiang accidentally clicked on a live-streaming face-slapping novel. He stopped halfway through because the villain was too awful. But after sleeping on it, Jiang Jiang woke up as the villain in that very live-streaming face-slapping novel. Here’s what he knew: The villain would get jealous because the protagonist bottom’s friend had more viewers on their streams, and falsely accuse him of cheating in a game. Later, hoping to climb the social ladder, h 8.2kFavorites10.1kClicks/ch5kGifts

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The beauty is weak and the condensation attack is mud attack. The baby is really super cute. She is shy easily and sheds tears when she gets excited. Don't let this wife go.

6 钓 I’ve Done It All to Snare Men: Quick Transmigration 钓男人的事我全干了[快穿] Meaty Peach多肉桃Danmei (BL)654k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration, top-focused, complete] [Please don’t read pirated copies T-T] - After Lu Chi dies, he’s inexplicably bound and recruited by a novel quick-transmigration department, becoming an honorable and dependable homewrecker (?) “Professional Jerk” System: Baby, you’re not just good-looking, the most important thing is that you’re a jerk. Please use every trick in the book to break up the protagonist top and bottom and become the thorn between them! Lu Chi: …Fine, I guess. Later, L 52.5kFavorites72.1kClicks/ch44.4kGifts

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There's so much astringency that I can get tired of it, and it's very fragrant.

7 小 The Puppy Streamer Failed His Acting Mission Again 小狗主播的扮演任务又失败了 Sugar Pellet Dumpling糖粒小丸Danmei (BL)760k WordsCompleted [Main Story Complete] [Anti-Piracy: 60%, 48h] The protagonists are fighting again! * After signing a contract with the Empire’s livestreaming company, Yu Huaili is assigned to play supporting male characters in various stories, helping move the plot along so that each one can reach a perfect ending. Yu Huaili works hard and takes his job seriously. Whether he’s playing a scheming, backstabbing poor Alpha in an ABO story, a shameless kept man and stand-in for the male lead’s first love in the e 49.4kFavorites67.8kClicks/ch61.8kGifts

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I can't live without Puppy Attack, and the earth can't move without Puppy Attack. If you like to watch people having fun with each other, don't miss this book (Shout)

8 恋 What’s Wrong with Being a Hopeless Romantic? 恋爱脑怎么你了？ Meaty Peach多肉桃Danmei (BL)443k WordsCompleted [Mainly top-focused anthology / Please support the official release] -There is always a villain like this in novels. He wields immense power, is sinister and unpredictable, and is fated to die alone. Your mission is to use your cannon-fodder status to get close to him, tempt him, and win all of his trust and love. [...And then?] Then? Obviously, you live off his wealth, bask in the glory of your happily-ever-after, become the most hopeless romantic in everyone’s eyes, and reach the pinnacle of l 44.2kFavorites54.8kClicks/ch19kGifts

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The first world was a bit awkward and I skipped it, but the rest was okay.

9 任 The Mission Is to Pet Fluffy Creatures a Hundred Times 任务是摸一百次毛茸茸 Five O'Clock in March三月五点Danmei (BL)173k WordsOngoing At Yunding Military Academy, Feng Ye is one of the least gifted students. He can neither use his mental powers nor summon his spirit animal. Obviously. He doesn’t even belong to this strange otherworld. Where he comes from, nobody can make an animal spirit appear with a simple whoosh. But the System he’s bound to tells him that, if he wants to go home, he has to pet fluffy spirit animals a hundred times. Oh, that shouldn’t be hard. Feng Ye is famously known as a “fluff killer.” The tiger who ru 38kFavorites37.1kClicks/ch25.1kGifts

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I've been stuck on this for a long time, and I've basically forgotten all the plot. I only remember that I'm a master at hunting down treasures and training dogs.

10 攻 Winning Over the Protagonist? This Puppy Streamer Has It in the Bag! 攻略主角？小狗主播手拿把掐！ Sugar Pellet Dumpling糖粒小丸Danmei (BL)519k WordsCompleted [Anti-piracy: 70% locked for 24 hours] Yu Huaili, whose livestream room always sits at the top of the trending list but whose acting missions consistently receive the worst ratings, is a hot topic at Empire Live. At the company's annual gala, Yu Huaili took the stage as a special guest and received the only consolation prize of the night: “Hard work pays off eventually.” The System said, “Host, we have one last chance to switch tracks. How about we draw a new assignment?” Yu Huaili looked at 36.6kFavorites47kClicks/ch69.8kGifts

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The second part of the heartthrob Little Bad Pear, needless to say, I will kiss the little dog,

11 小 Why Does the Puppy Villain Keep Catching the Male Lead’s Eye? 小狗反派怎么又被男主看上了 Broken Eyebrows骨折眉毛Danmei (BL)515k WordsOngoing [World Three complete; 70% anti-piracy protection] [World Two, Arc Three, currently being revised] After being mocked by his longtime rival, Yu Shiyi, a perennial runner-up, rolled up his sleeves and vowed to earn the title of Gold-Rank Tasker and that glittering gold badge. He's a Silver-Rank Tasker at the Mission Bureau, playing a vicious villain who stops at nothing to thwart the male lead. But the worlds in his bid for gold unexpectedly shift from male-oriented fiction to male-male romance: 30.4kFavorites32.7kClicks/ch29.2kGifts

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Pseudo strong attack, playful attack, the baby is pinched and thrown all the time

12 小 Middle School Entrance Exam Simulator 小升初模拟器 Blowing a Snot Bubble冒个鼻涕泡Danmei (BL)538k WordsCompleted One day, Tian Buchen got bound to a role-playing system. The System called itself the "Middle School Entrance Exam Simulator" and promised him a valid internship certificate from the Quick Transmigration Bureau if he completed his roles. The two hit it off and settled on a goal: play a pervert and rack up hate points! Tian Buchen opened the list of unfinished missions. Here was what he had to do next: ① Be a clingy nuisance who throws himself at everyone in a sci-fi campus romance. ② Abuse his 30.2kFavorites33.3kClicks/ch38.4kGifts

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The first world is the best, but the rest is a bit boring and the updates are unstable.

13 虫 Daily Life of the Insect Race’s Most Popular Bug 虫族之大众情虫的日常生活 Shi Yi士一Danmei (BL)207k WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Fan Lan, a famous illustrator from Earth, became a young male insect whose parents had both died. Faced with an entirely unfamiliar species and planet, Fan Lan didn’t panic. He picked up his paintbrush and slowly recorded this magnificent world with his brush and his eyes. This is a light, slice-of-life collection of feel-good stories, with no overarching plot. Each chapter is a story of its own. Also known as A Hundred and Eight Notes from the Life of an Insect Magnet and 29.5kFavorites39.8kClicks/ch19.5kGifts

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Gong is well-shaped. Falling in love with Gong is completely human.

14 这 Playing the Friend Group Like This Will Get You Kissed 这么扮演亲友团是会挨亲的 Fluttering Butterfly扑棱蝶儿Danmei (BL)445k WordsOngoing Lin Yiran is a temporary worker bound by a single wish to System 886, a “friends-and-family | System” from a terrifyingly vast world. His mission is to enter different novels, play the rejected friend who secretly loves the protagonist uke and meets a tragic end, and earn friendship points. Then the temp worker brought his whole family along on a mission, including the righteous protagonist who was supposed to beat the strange boss to a pulp in the original world. World One: The rich kid who s 27.9kFavorites29.7kClicks/ch25.5kGifts

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A heartthrob puppy who is silly and careless but is forced to be mean. He also has a tongue. He is a hot little dog. Hahahahaha. The beginning does not follow the plot of the script. I really love the transition without sadism.

15 论 A Collection of Hot Forum Posts 论坛热贴收录合集丨 LingziSama柃子SamaDanmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted [Unrestricted paragraph comments are enabled] Immersive forum-style narrative / first person / short and punchy / comments from the comment section appear randomly in the threads / occasional follow-up posts after the main post is complete / occasional mystery-box posts Popular Thread 1: [Can't sleep. Anyone want to hear about a Beta's blind-date history?] (ABO setting, crowd-pleasing Beta top, top has depression.) Popular Thread 2: [I'm a guy. I pretended to be a girl in an online game so I c 26.2kFavorites40.6kClicks/ch18kGifts

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Various types of short stories, all quite satisfactory

16 触 Tentacles Rule the World 触手统治世界 Chi Rui迟瑞Danmei (BL)453k WordsCompleted Click to meet the heartthrobs of the elite academy A seemingly cold octopus king who’s actually a chuuni The Federation’s First Academy, known as the elite school where the rich and powerful are everywhere. Heirs to fortunes and political dynasties, members of top families, military leaders… Any student you picked at random had someone behind them whom people would dream of currying favor with. These aristocrats were cruel, ruthless, exceptionally capable, and looked down on everyone. As a d 22.1kFavorites23kClicks/ch15.9kGifts

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Dihua style, but the attack itself is very strong, there is a cute little octopus with a dull personality, and the plot is well paced and slow.

17 社 Does a Corporate Snake Have to Get Caught in a Shura Field Too? 社畜蛇也要陷身修罗场吗 Shuang Xuan霜玄Danmei (BL)421k WordsCompleted [..] Everyone knows snakes have tiny brains. As a silly snake who stayed silly even after becoming a spirit, Bai Ying was never going to make something of himself in human society. After a hard-won graduation, he smoothly joined the ranks of 996 workers, spending every day at work until he was practically dead while still alive. After getting off work at nine that night, Bai Ying watched a stray cat put on an act for five minutes before a woman took it home, where it was clearly headed for fift 19.8kFavorites21.9kClicks/ch10.7kGifts

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My aunt kept laughing while watching it, she was so cute! ! Xiaobai is simply the cutest thing among cute things, the baby among babies. After all the people are gone, I will raise this little snake...

18 N Nobody [Esports] Nobody[电竞] Lamp Without Buckwheat灯无荞麦Danmei (BL)133k WordsOngoing * Keyboard esports, set in a fictional game inspired by classic 5v5 MOBA games. * The characters are not based on real people. * Top, strong-strong pairing. The protagonist is focused on his career; the romance is a slow burn, with plenty of friendship scenes too. * CP: Xi Yueli (Lilymoon) × Xu Ruizhi (Ritz) * Irresistible heartthrob (emphasis on this!) scheming mid-lane top × straight (or so he thinks), overbearing jungle bottom The advance blurb and one-line description were posted on May 11, 15.5kFavorites13.2kClicks/ch19.4kGifts

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The only shortcoming is that I was cheated. I miss you Yue Li (crying). He has a very good character and mentality for fishing and attacking treasures. His family and friends group is also super cute. There are many cute little interactions. He did not lose to Shou because he is a big devil jungler. Instead, he treated Shou as a wild monster. I felt so happy watching it.

19 穿 Transmigrate into a Book and Turn This Casanova Heartbreaker into a New Man 穿书爆改海王美渣攻 Even Wine Is So Expensive酒也好贵Danmei (BL)302k WordsCompleted Reader comments are open. Just add the book to your library to comment. New chapters every day at 9 a.m. Shi Qiu transmigrates into a scum-top, masochistic-bottom novel as the masochistic bottom. The System tells him to become the top protagonist's devoted lapdog. Shi Qiu: Thanks, but I'm strictly a top. I won't be a bottom. System: Well... you can just be his lapdog, then. The scum top is out fooling around every day anyway. So Shi Qiu diligently became a lapdog. The problem was, people ke 12.3kFavorites10.1kClicks/ch5.6kGifts

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The condensation is cool, the bed is weak, the exquisite cuteness 1, I prefer the family line with my brother than the cp line, the two cats cling to each other

20 在 Set Their Hearts Ablaze 在各位心头纵个火 The Man God Who Replies in Seconds秒回男神Danmei (BL)186k WordsCompleted An early work. The writing isn't great, and it spans a long period of time. Proceed with caution! Sunlight on my shoulders, like I'm a free spirit. Cigarettes and liquor Love poems Guitar Romance Freedom * This story is also known as [A Miao's Extraordinary Adventure]!!! P.S. The protagonist is the top. A cool, carefree top. The author completely lets loose in this story, and the writing is amateurish. If that's not your thing, don't read it. No hate, please. The tone often shifts. Them 10.1kFavorites30.6kClicks/ch2.8kGifts

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Early novels, the writing smells of youthful pain, and the plot is also very confusing and weird. It's all about Gong's character that kept me reading. The hot-tempered heartthrob, cold-hearted and scumbag Gong can be eaten as a bedtime snack.