Soccer Stories (Snark Warning) 足球文（毒舌预警）

1 [ [Football] The Wealthy Club Captain Wants to Retire [足球]豪门队长想退役 NINA YeNINA耶Danmei (BL)1.4M WordsCompleted 18.6kFavorites33.3kClicks/ch97.5kGifts

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The characteristic of this author is that there are more emotional dramas than factual descriptions and more games. There were too many emotional descriptions, which made me a little distracted... But if you like this genre, you should find it quite interesting. I digress. I like that kind of sexy person. Although the pressures of life come one after another, the protagonist just doesn't think about things. He just solves things one by one and calmly, or simply ignores the suffering. Or maybe it looks calm on the surface, but all the despair and numbness are secretly accumulated, and it feels like it will break if you touch it again (rag you). This kind of reading is not so tiring. This article is too easily disturbed by the protagonist's psychological activities.

2 [ [Football] What Should I Do When My Teammates Keep Dreaming I Beat Them Up? [足球]队友总梦到我揍他们怎么办？ Golden Seal Jade Book金章玉书No CP319k WordsCompleted 12.8kFavorites20.3kClicks/ch6.9kGifts

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Follow up. If you lose the game, you will be forced into a time loop. The protagonist was originally a Real Madrid salty fish who wanted to retire, but was forced to rise up. Repeatedly jump between numbness, failure, irritability, and serious kicking. Cristiano Ronaldo has more roles, but he has become a comedian. In fact, the whole article is quite humorous, and every episode is quite interesting.

3 [ [Football] Bundesliga's Top Profiteer [足球]德甲头号奸商 Night Pearl Morpho Butterfly夜明珠闪蝶Danmei (BL)202k WordsCompleted 629Favorites903Clicks/ch333Gifts

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Follow up. The Bundesliga coaching articles feel like they are biased towards reality + fairy tales. The protagonist only wants to make money, highlighting the "gou". The home team is one of the four teams in the Bundesliga that does not have the "50+1" limit, and I don't even know them. But finally giving Dortmund a championship made me laugh so hard that Royce became an old Rocket. The protagonist has two golden fingers, one is the scouting system, and the other is the twin stars of the protagonist CP + Xiao Hei. That's right, cp William feels like a fairy tale to me.

4 ［ [Football] twenty-Seven Club ［足球］二十七岁俱乐部 A Verse in the Middle一阙中Danmei (BL)14k WordsOngoing 519Favorites1.6kClicks/ch744Gifts

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Follow up. Cp Alan Smith. The first chapter is so well written that I doubt the story is true. But it only takes three or four months to update a chapter, which scares me.

5 [ [Football] I’m Just That Good at Assists [足球]我就是能助攻 Wind Southward风斯图南No CP1.3M WordsCompleted 23.1kFavorites34.7kClicks/ch110.3kGifts

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Follow up. This one without cp feels good, it feels like a three-no male protagonist, the coldness is just right, I pray that the seedlings will not die.

6 [ [Football] I Am Leading Bayern, Is It True? [足球]我带拜仁，真的假的？ Yan Feige彦非鸽Danmei (BL)744k WordsCompleted 6.9kFavorites10.9kClicks/ch6.5kGifts

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I only watched the Dark World episode. To be honest, the quality of football men is actually not very high. This dark episode contains all kinds of dark crawling and explosive melons. Kdb and kw are really a perfect couple. The two team up to make the protagonist play around. The mentally ill couple secretly pushes and pulls, turning the protagonist into a part of your play. I laughed so hard and felt so excited. I highly recommend everyone to take a look at this fun. The plot of "JJ walking in the sunshine" is really awesome and explosive!

7 [ [Football] After Waterloo, Go to the Premier League to Raise Cats [足球]滑铁卢后去英超养猫 The Little Meatball Who Loves to Make Cat Rice爱做猫饭的小丸子Danmei (BL)750k WordsCompleted 1.6kFavorites1.7kClicks/ch3kGifts

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Read more than a hundred chapters. CP De Bruyne, the protagonist is a Chinese with strong facial features. After reading some of it, I feel that the author has also considered English, but I don't know why these dialogues always have a Northeastern flavor. Maybe it's because I'm used to the computer-reading flavor, and I'm a little unaccustomed to it. The plot takes into account some realistic situations. The bloody storm that may happen to a Chinese playing in the Premier League. It's not a cool article, but it's quite interesting. Some plots are confusing. In terms of characters, the protagonist is a bit reckless, but okay, he is good-looking and can be sunny and cheerful. However, I personally feel that De Bruyne occasionally has OOC after entering the emotional line, mainly affecting his performance on the field (but this is a matter of opinion, it is just a personal feeling) While I was watching, I felt like I was shaking my pussy... I was really impressed.

8 [ [Football] After Being Noticed by Teammates [足球]被队友看上以后 A Bite of Toast一口西多士Danmei (BL)559k WordsCompleted 7.6kFavorites10.6kClicks/ch6.1kGifts

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Finished, cp De Bruyne The emotional line is just okay, but the other characters feel more like tool people. There's room for improvement in the game description, it's too dry.

9 足 Football’s Superstar. 足坛巨星。 An Bi Lian安碧莲Danmei (BL)2.7M WordsCompleted 30.1kFavorites136.6kClicks/ch67.8kGifts

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There were a lot of bugs in the early stage, but it was pretty good in the mid-term, and too repetitive in the later stage. Daily life and emotional lines are useless, tasteless and meaningless.

10 [ Football: The Magician of the Pitch [足球]绿茵魔术师 Zhou Rujiang周入江No CP2.5M WordsCompleted 34.4kFavorites74.4kClicks/ch237.9kGifts

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It's an article that looks okay on the surface, but is actually very rough. I think the protagonist is average, the character creation is very good, and many actions are more to serve the direction of the plot. I have to say that the turning point was really sudden. The supporting characters are basically intelligent + tool people. The author inserted some stories of real people into the protagonist, but he didn't interpret it well at all, so he just had fun watching it. There are also a bunch of things where it looks like the protagonist is involved, but in fact it doesn't matter whether he is there or not. The game was very poorly written. Personally, I dislike Lazio because of their political background and fans.

11 [ [Football] Anton's Green Pitch Diary [足球]安东绿茵日记 Caramel Pudding Li焦糖布丁李Danmei (BL)2.4M WordsCompleted 23.3kFavorites49.6kClicks/ch161.9kGifts

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Serialization, ac Milan, cp Inzaghi It was okay at first, but when I saw the emotional line, I couldn't help but give up. The two of them broke through the window paper and became tool men because of 9ooc. They fell in love anyway without any entanglement or psychological activity. The protagonist is shy and hesitant, giving people the feeling that he has turned into a woman, and has become weak and passive. It is too poisonous. (Stereotypical "female")

12 我 My Years Playing Football for Real Madrid 我在皇马踢足球的那几年 Peng Ran彭染Danmei (BL)609k WordsCompleted 3.7kFavorites18.4kClicks/ch2.8kGifts

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Completed, Real Madrid, James Center, ugly but very charming, very powerful and vivid character creation. The protagonist Allen is actually more of a tool person, and he was written so weakly just to make James look concave. Anyway, this article is quite interesting, although I didn't finish it.

13 [ [Football] Milan Knights [足球]米兰骑士 Purple Fur Fox紫毛狐狸Danmei (BL)57k Words 2.8kFavorites5.4kClicks/ch1.5kGifts

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Waiting for the update to resume...

14 【 Footballoriental Boys 1996 【足球】东方男孩1996 Ballpoint Pen圆珠钢笔Danmei (BL)129k WordsOngoing 2.5kFavorites3.3kClicks/ch2.8kGifts

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What a trap... The setting is relatively rare, just read the copy. I'm sorry. When I look at the protagonist, Sheva's face appears in my mind... (Licking) The writing is okay.

15 ［ [Football] Return to the Road of Football King ［足球］重走球王之路 Momo Momo墨默莫沫No CP376k WordsCompleted 1.2kFavorites4.6kClicks/ch244Gifts

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It's finished, but it's a trap. No CP. Goalkeeper. Bayern Munich - Russian Premier League. The protagonist's true love is Liverpool, and everything is to achieve good results and return to Liverpool. The protagonist has a familiar charisma, but is actually a bit arrogant and occasionally hurts other people's hearts. The writing style is okay, not a novice.

16 打 The Face-Slapping Forward [Football] 打脸型前锋[足球] Heaven's Radiance天予昭晖Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted 49.9kFavorites119.8kClicks/ch154kGifts

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Completed, German big center, CP Reus. There are two games in the plot line that are very impressive, and they fought until the last moment. The love line kept calling Royce "squeamish" at the beginning, which was a little off-putting to me, but later on it was pretty good, and the pulling part was good. But it's a bit too much to write about mentally retarded remarks off the court, so I skipped it. I'm tired of reading Real Madrid articles too. Ps: Maguchi, this happy idiot goddess (loyal!) Is quite lovable. Most of the fans I see so far who are related to Dortmund and the Bundesliga will give him at least one trophy.

17 [ [Football] What Are the Players Up To? [足球]球员都在做什么？ Coconut Breeze Gold Bar椰风金条Danmei (BL)2.6M WordsOngoing 9.8kFavorites12.3kClicks/ch50.1kGifts

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Serialization, Dortmund, cp De Bruyne There were a lot of philosophical nonsense at the beginning. I tried to understand it but gave up. Starting from running away with Ding, the nonsense became less and less at the end. It's actually quite interesting. There probably aren't many people writing like this anyway. The writing is not novice. The game is well written. The characters are also interesting, football + band, anyway, it is very interesting. Jacques is not very emotionally stable, but Master Ding is quite stable. (Whistle direction?) Pantyhose only appear a little at the beginning.

18 [ [Football] The Road to Legend, Part One [足球]传奇之路（上） Blood-Eyed Illusion血瞳迷梦Danmei (BL)411k WordsCompleted 2.9kFavorites8.2kClicks/ch76Gifts

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Free, completed. And the lower part, rotten but very fat. Cp Gotze, Dortmund, coach The main career, plot and competition are well written. Although I dug some beets, I didn't empty out the other clubs'. The characters are well written, but some of the general images are not the same, but they are not particularly outstanding.

19 伴 Fly High with You [Football] 伴你高飞[足球] Every Other Day三天两天Danmei (BL)1.3M WordsCompleted 7.3kFavorites9.9kClicks/ch15.6kGifts

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Completed, cp Ronaldo (image closer to Ronaldinho), Bundesliga, coach The first 5 chapters made me read this article three times and never read it. Then I picked it up again and was shocked. The emotional line is very prominent. The protagonist is really mature at 10 years old. He can kill people without paying for his life. He lets go, waits and chases. However, some people may not be able to accept that Cristiano Ronaldo did not go to Ferguson. His experience has changed and the image in the article may be a bit different from that of President Ronaldo, but some characteristics have been retained. Plot: The game is well written. The protagonist has a golden finger that can identify talents and digs beets everywhere, but the text does not mention that the beets grow up. The game is basically won. But Sheva is really worth complaining about. Sheva was signed, but the protagonist left. Sheva was signed for three years and the protagonist left for three years (for verification). Sheva was originally at his peak in Milan, but then came Sheva, who had been on the bench for three years:??? Overall it's still very nice to watch.

20 [ [Football] Famous After One Battle [足球]一战成名 Nanmu Xuanzi楠木璇子No CP34k WordsCompleted 2kFavorites12kClicks/ch168Gifts

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Free article, completed, protagonist goalkeeper Buffon, no cp The language is relatively concise, and there is no meaningless idle writing. Condensation is the essence. After reading it, I felt a little bit unsatisfied. The main text focuses on the competition, where the max-level boss takes him to the novice village in Panama. The competition is well written. The extra story returns to reality, and when it ends, it is the beginning of everything. The travel between time, fantasy and reality sublimates the entire article.

21 [ [Football] The Prayer-Powered Goalkeeper [足球]祈祷型门锋 Bones Go Crack, Crack骨头咔吧咔吧Danmei (BL)273k WordsOngoing 13kFavorites18.9kClicks/ch46.7kGifts

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Free article, slowly updating, Dortmund-Liverpool, cp Jurgen Klopp. Writing: Second-person writing, using a lot of details and information, gives yy a very realistic flavor. Character: The protagonist has a relatively high pursuit of spiritual life. Several main real-life characters have striking characteristics. The author clearly has his own vision for the characters. Plot: The protagonist is cheating and invincible. What's exciting is how to make the invincible look good and entertaining - not a slap in the face, nor crushing or pulling, but how everyone can live together more harmoniously. Drink the wine of victory and enjoy the scenery along the way.