[Horror Crossover] My Monster Exes Are Like Wolves and Tigers

Original title: [Horror Crossover] Wife Cake

You’ve lost your memory, but your exes still have their eyes on you.

[Blurb Two: Mid-Autumn Festival Special]

The recipe for wife cake calls for “wives.” Yes, there really are wives inside, but there’s very little human in them.

Ingredient One: The Nightmare on Elm Street (added)

Note: He is your deepest nightmare, the flower of your desire, following you to the depths of hell. He is also the most untamable beast, always wanting to devour you whole.

Ingredient Two: Halloween Night (added)

Note: Silent stares, an eternal shadow, an undying body, and... a love that lasts until death. He is the greatest Halloween surprise in history, and one of your favorite flavors.

Ingredient Three: The Last of the Outlaws (added)

Note: Nothing is clingier, because it is everywhere. It only wants your innards, your joys and sorrows, all your attention, every last bit of you. You are its most humble desire. For you, it would offer up every soul in the world.

Ingredient Four: A Web of Traps (added)

Note: He worships you as a god and spends his life recreating your every trace. If you refuse to show him mercy, he will break your wings and turn you into a collectible that belongs to him alone.

Ingredient Five: Hell Is Full (in progress)

Note: I

love

you

[Data lost]

How long can you survive this time before you get to eat a delicious wife cake?

“Do I have to eat this thing? I’ll have a five-nut mooncake instead.”

So stubborn! (The chef curses under their breath.)

[Blurb One]

When you have so many wives that they could circle the globe, you should stop and seriously consider whether something is wrong with you. You shouldn’t rush off to seduce even more wives like you’re collecting Poké...mon.

Nobody would be happy to share their husband with so many weirdos, especially not temperamental monsters, killers, and aliens (plus a few who don’t fit into any of those categories).

So they teamed up and killed you.

But you didn’t die. You lost your memory instead.

So they swore they’d kill you again and again.

Fortunately, one of your wives is a “person” who believes he truly loves you.

But you mistook him for one of the “jealous wives”!

The big wife: (displeased) (hurt) (heartbroken)

So he decided to kill all your other wives. It’s... it’s not because he wants you all to himself!

As it happens, the other “people” feel the same way.

In short, you used to be a scumbag with lots of nonhuman wives. Yeah...

You really should think about whether there’s something wrong with you! Why are you so into nonhumans? Why not be a pure-love warrior?

Before it happened: “How is loving every single one of them not pure love?!” (shouts)

After it happened: “I’ll beat up anyone who shows up.” (rolls up sleeves)

[Friendly Reminder]

1. First-person narration. Written while I couldn’t sleep. Any out-of-character behavior is my fault. The title was chosen at random. Occasional goodnight messages may appear in the author’s notes. The tone of the blurb differs from the actual story, so keep that in mind.

2. This is neither a quick-transmigration story nor an infinite-flow story. It’s fiction and has nothing to do with reality, so please don’t try to relate it to real people. You can read it without knowing the source material, and not all of the sources are horror movies.

3. Serious tone, not a wish-fulfillment story. Readers who are extremely attached to particular characters or pairings are advised not to start. Contains elements that may be upsetting. Minors and readers who are easily distressed should proceed with caution.

4. The protagonist’s personality changes greatly over time. Before the story begins, he is a true omnivore. The characters’ worldviews do not represent the author’s.

5. I update according to the rankings when I’m on one. Usually updates at 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. If there’s no update on time, I probably haven’t finished writing or the chapter hasn’t passed review. I may revise at any time, mainly to fix typos and awkward sentences. Major plot revisions will be noted in the title.

6. I’ll add more if I think of anything. Anyway, enjoy reading!

The first version of the blurb was posted on August 18, 2025. The friendly reminder was revised on January 13, 2026. Blurb One was revised on January 31. Blurb Two was added on October 8.

Theme: Love yourself first, then love others