I, the Fake Young Master, Slept with the Real One

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When Song Lansheng learned he was the fake young master, he was using an alt account to dress in women's clothes and get revenge on his ex-boyfriend.

The Song family called and asked him to come meet his "older brother."

Song Lansheng hurriedly changed out of his little dress and took a taxi back to the Song residence.

The moment he saw the person on the sofa, he froze.

Madam Song pulled him over and introduced them. "This is Lu Shijin. He'll be your older brother from now on. You two should get along."

"Auntie, we're very close. Lansheng is really popular at our school."

Lu Shijin gave him a friendly smile and patted the seat beside him. "Right, classmate Lansheng?"

Seeing Madam Song's gossiping expression, Song Lansheng looked Lu Shijin up and down, then said thoughtfully, "Yes, we're so close we've worn the same pants."

What he didn't say was that they'd once kissed until their lips were sore, and rolled around together in bed.

Madam Song was reassured and left them to get along.

They hadn't said on the phone that the real young master was Lu Shijin. If he'd known, he wouldn't have come back for anything.

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Lu Shijin eventually found out that Song Lansheng had used an alt account to get revenge on him.

After several months, he once again found himself in a room full of all kinds of dresses.

Lu Shijin sat on the bed, adjusting his gold-rimmed glasses with one hand. With the other, he hooked a finger under the strap of a cropped camisole dress, its metal waist chain glinting coldly.

Song Lansheng immediately realized he had to get out, but the doorknob wouldn't turn no matter how hard he tried.

"Weren't you so bold when we were chatting? Why are you so shy now?"

"Let's talk this out..."

Looking at Lu Shijin, who had him cornered in the shadows, Song Lansheng knew when to give in.

"But that's not what you said just now."

Lu Shijin suddenly put on a wounded look and showed him their chat history.

"I..."

Lu Shijin suddenly pulled him into his arms and untied the belt of his bathrobe.

"Lansheng broke our agreement first, so you have to accept your punishment."

The bathrobe fell to the floor.

In his panic, he saw that Lu Shijin had pinned his alt account to the top of his chat list, with the contact name "Baby Lansheng."

The last message was from half an hour ago: [I don't think we're right for each other. Let's break up.]

[Bonus scene]

"Hurry up, they're almost back."

Song Lansheng was drenched in sweat as he urged Lu Shijin, who was sprawled on top of him.

"I can't, it's stuck. Relax a little."

Madam Song paused outside the kitchen, then silently walked away.

Song Lansheng let out a sigh of relief and dropped onto the floor. "Finally got it out. I'm exhausted."

The rabbit responsible for it all hopped across his stomach, and Lu Shijin grabbed it by the ears.

That evening, the two of them stared at a bowl piled high with meat, eggs, and vegetables, lost in thought.

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Modern alternate universe

Blurb dated 2025.8.17

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