Sparkling fool of a sweet kitty bottom * devoted, doting powerhouse top
Lian Zhou is a jealous good-for-nothing notorious in the cultivation world. Not only is his aptitude poor, his character is awful too. Aside from his pretty face, he's useless in every way. He's always doing bad things, and his methods are so crude that he gets caught every time.
No one in the sect likes this pretty little fool. All they think about is how to drive the little fool out. Then one day the opportunity finally comes. The sect's strongest senior disciple resolutely and without hesitation takes on the task, grabs Lian Zhou
and coldly tosses him into the demon realm.
Then he leaves without a word, dusting off his hands as he goes.
Lian Zhou is left standing there, struck dumb.
There's only one reason: that bastard threw him straight into the Demon Venerable's arms!!!
New to the place, Lian Zhou immediately causes a huge disaster. Not only does he smash the Demon Venerable's expensive table, he also smashes his...
other thing.
Keeping his tail between his legs, Lian Zhou steals glances at the Demon Venerable's... thing, then guiltily looks away and picks at the floor, ready to accept his punishment. After all, he might really have smashed the poor guy into being unable to have children. He thinks about it for a long while, then gets angry at himself. I'm a cultivation genius, for crying out loud! How can I meet such a tragic end? Faced with the choice of losing his life or offering himself, he chooses the latter. Then he gets up with a fierce air and strides toward the Demon Venerable
and plants a kiss on him.
Then he waves a hand and says, "I'll take responsibility. I'll give you a hundred chubby boys, or chubby girls, if you prefer. I don't mind either way. But if I have your babies, you have to pay me. I don't want much: just help me kill that bastard Li Wei and give me some money. I'll leave once I get paid. I won't cling to you, I promise."
Having said that, he gazes eagerly at the man and kisses him again, not caring whether the other party agrees.
Demon Venerable: "..."
Seeing Lian Zhou's calculating eyes dart around, he falls uncharacteristically silent.
Since he's responsible for the man and is going to give him fat babies, Lian Zhou has to use his looks to please him.
But hadn't he broken the poor guy?
Lian Zhou is troubled by this for nights. After trying every method he can think of without success, one drunken night at Dushan
he discovers the man wasn't broken at all.
Now, you might ask how he found out.
Lian Zhou clutches his waist and kicks down the bed where he and Dushan had made love, furious with embarrassment. "Dushan!!!!"
"Mm."
"Didn't I break you?!"
Dushan slowly looks up at him. After a long pause, he curls his lips into a teasing smile. "Oh? When did I ever say that?"
Lian Zhou: "!!!"
"But since things have come to this," Dushan says, lowering his eyes to look at him. He takes Lian Zhou's hand and bends to place a feather-light kiss on its back. When he looks up, a smile seems to shimmer in his eyes. "Marry me, Lian Zhou."
In the end, Lian Zhou agrees, unable to stand his ground.
As the Demon Venerable's wife, Lian Zhou throws his weight around and acts imperiously. One day the food isn't good enough, another day his clothes aren't nice enough. Yet the Demon Venerable, who is rumored to have a terrible temper, puts up with it all and even
Even does whatever he says?!
The people of the demon realm spread the news everywhere, each helping the other pick their shocked jaws off the floor.
Meanwhile, Lian Zhou is lounging on a fluffy bed covered in animal fur, being fed grapes and having his belly rubbed by the Demon Venerable. Perhaps he's been spoiled, because the little beauty has gained quite a bit of weight around his stomach. Feeling the softness of his belly, he secretly berates himself for being so lazy and is just about to resolve never to act this way again when
"Ugh, "
He's pregnant.
2025.8.17
Theme: Unconditional love can help someone rise from the depths of despair and slowly learn to love the world.