Straightforward, straight male bottom x gloomy, scheming top
---Blurb---
Chu Yu is straight.
Even after transmigrating, he still is.
A handsome young general with fair skin and delicate features, he has the attention of countless young men in the capital, all staring at his backside.
Fed up with it, Chu Yu roars in public, "In this lifetime, I'll only marry a breathtakingly beautiful woman!"
That shout really does land him a marriage proposal.
The Third Princess is said to be a stunning beauty, but unfortunately, she is frail and unable to bear children.
On their wedding night, Chu Yu drunkenly lifts her red veil. The princess is indeed a peerless beauty, breathtakingly elegant
She's just a little too tall, with slightly broad shoulders and a bit of a prominent Adam's apple...
Wait! Why is what she's packing even bigger than his?!
He isn't sure, so he takes another look.
The next day, Chu Yu cautiously probes for answers.
Hearing this, the princess plops down on his lap, resting her head against the side of his neck. In a husky, self-deprecating voice, she says, "Does my husband mean to humiliate me because I can't bear children? If I could carry a child for ten months and give birth, I could prove that we truly made love last night..."
With his legs about to break under her weight and her breath tickling his neck, Chu Yu pats the princess's back in a daze, thinking he should cherish her properly...
But Chu Yu feels more and more that something is wrong.
Sometimes, he hears the princess panting like a bull in the middle of the night. When he asks, she takes his hand and puts it to her chest, saying that her old illness has flared up and she needs comforting.
Something hot and hard presses against the root of his thigh. When he asks, the princess says it's her hand.
But when he looks down, the princess is clearly holding both her hands in her own!
Until one day, his butt hurts.
And he's straight!
Chu Yu volunteers to defend the frontier.
The war ends, and Chu Yu returns to the capital in triumph. His rewards have already been delivered to his home.
When he opens the door, a peerless beauty sits on the bed, looking utterly pitiful.
Chu Yu turns and tries to run.
A few years have passed, and the frail princess has become swift, nimble, and strong as an ox. She scoops him into her arms. "So my husband really does despise me... If I could only bear you a child, our little one would already be three..."
Chu Yu can't take it anymore. "You're a man! How can you have a baby?!"
The princess bites his shoulder. "You really are bullying me because I can't have children, and refusing to take responsibility for me... If only we had a child... If I can't give birth, then you can..."
Chu Yu breaks down. "I'm a man! How can I have a baby?!"
The princess bites a mark into his ear and threatens him softly. "Either you give me a child, or you become my empress."
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