A Foe and a Pig Get a Ghost Marriage [40,000 Words Already Written]

Earnest heroine | Flirtatious hero | Twin sandwich | No sense of morality |

Flashy, shameless, beautiful ghost X earnest, bad-tempered heroine X Open up, sister-in-law, it's my older brother's twin brother

[Crass story, with vulgar kinks and extreme content. Read with caution.]

[Will start writing once it reaches 500 favorites]

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Song Li swore she hated that bastard Fu Qingrou with all her heart.

An arranged marriage, then love after marriage. But before she could fall in love, Fu Qingrou was already dead. The promised life of luxury, with her as a wealthy wife, had all vanished into thin air. Now she had to get a nine-to-five job.

Ever since her husband died, there hadn't been a single peaceful day at home. A red heart suddenly appeared on the mirror, the lights flickered on and off, and something sticky touched her in the middle of the night

But Song Li was a traditional, honest, and proper woman. So if she was going to fool around, she'd only do it in bed with her late husband's half-brother. But halfway through, the bed beneath them suddenly collapsed for no apparent reason.

"Sister-in-law..."

His younger brother looked troubled and started to get up. "Maybe my brother still has some objections..."

"Forget it."

Song Li pushed him away, felt his firm abs... gave them a couple of rubs, then pushed him away again.

"I've lost interest. Why hasn't that dead jerk of a husband gone to be reincarnated yet?"

"Maybe my brother still misses you, sister-in-law... My brother and I are twins. How about you kiss me, so he can ease his longing too?"

Song Li didn't have time to indulge a younger man. Compared to his enticing body, the haunting in her house was clearly more terrifying.

Her phone kept flashing, and stones like diamonds inexplicably appeared on the windowsill. Crows had appeared from nowhere, but Song Li ignored them and shut all the windows.

Then one day, a fortune-teller who communicated with spirits set up a stall downstairs. He was 1.9 meters tall, broad-shouldered and narrow-waisted, and looked a little like her late husband. Song Li gave him a second glance.

"What can I do for you, miss?"

The man smiled sweetly, his eyes narrowing like a fox's. "I can build a bridge between yin and yang, send a red thread across the underworld, guide lovers through the Yellow Springs, bring the dead back to life, or reunite lovers in their dreams~♡"

Song Li paused, then slapped her late husband's photo onto the table.

"How much for this?"

"How much to arrange a ghost marriage between this man and a pig?"

Reader's guide and content warnings:

1. The heroine is not a virgin; the men are all virgins. Crass kinks.

2. The hero is shameless. The second male lead is shameless too. Shameless in both obvious and subtle ways. I just want to write shameless men.

Theme: True love above all.