Among All the Monkeys, My Ass Is the Brightest Red

I'm the most ordinary monkey among the many followers of the Panxing Cult, neither young nor old. All I dream of is sleeping with Xia Youjie for one night. I've talked myself hoarse and cried myself dry, but everyone says I'm crazy.

As a low-ranking working monkey, what do I have to do to become a high-ranking monkey?

I worked diligently and tirelessly, and finally one day I earned merit and got my wish: I met the cult leader.

Ah! Cult Leader! Ah!! Cult Leader!!! I nearly burst into tears. The first thing I said was, "Hello. Could I sleep with you for one night?"

Xia Youjie: ? (smiles)

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I worked diligently and tirelessly, and then, just past twenty, I suddenly realized I was getting old. Sleeping with Xia Youjie in this lifetime might be out of reach.

I wrote a resignation letter, but didn't have the courage to hand it to him. As I went back to my room to pack, I suddenly saw Xia Youjie lying on the bed on his side, his clothes half open.

"Didn't you want to sleep with me?" He chuckled, lips curving. "If you don't close the door... people might hear us."

I sucked in a deep breath, as if facing a formidable enemy, and backed away ten meters. Then I blurted out, "A honey trap!!"

Xia Youjie: ? (smiles)

Reader's guide:

1. Lighthearted, though it's really about going crazy.

2. 2025.12.8

Theme: True love above all