Another Day Wanting to Be My Wife’s Canary

A boisterous, Schrödinger-style straight man gong x a fussy, pampered CEO shou

Jiang Zhaonan is straight. He never once considered that his sexual orientation might change, but when love comes along, who cares about sexual orientation? Even species aren't a problem.

[What's all this talk about being gay or straight? I don't get it. I just know the person across from me is my wife.]

One day, in a daze, Jiang Zhaonan opens his eyes and realizes he's transmigrated into the most miserable cannon-fodder pretty boy omega in a melodramatic novel he'd read. He's even a substitute.

The substitute takes drugs to make himself differentiate into an omega so he can win the CEO's heart and body, successfully staying by the CEO's side.

But a familiar plot twist follows. Just as the little substitute thinks he's found love, the CEO's long-lost moonlight returns.

The omega is abandoned. The omega won't accept it. The omega wants revenge. The omega is written out.

"That poor guy really had it rough."

Back then, Jiang Zhaonan read the novel recommended by his gay roommate and sighed with sympathy.

He'd had a great time watching a bunch of men fight over each other and claw one another's eyes out. But now that it was happening to him, Jiang Zhaonan was so scared he nearly fainted. He's a good student. He doesn't want to get with a guy.

But it's too late to turn back, and he's about to die without a trace.

Jiang Zhaonan looks at the computer screen, where the dialogue is exactly the same as in the novel, and at the pheromone inducer beside him. He feels like he's doomed.

But why does the CEO smell so good? He seems delicious.

When Jiang Zhaonan gets his tongue on the CEO, he is perfectly straightforward about it. Falling in love with the man meant for him is simply the destiny of a straight man.

[He refuses to admit he fell for the CEO's looks, claiming it was love at first sight and he just threw himself at him.]

Please note:

1. The CEO is an alpha.

2. In the original novel, the little canary became an omega through other means, so Jiang Zhaonan won't be an omega when he naturally differentiates.

3. Alpha x alpha. Alpha x alpha. Alpha x alpha is the best forever.

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"I Refuse to Be the Heavenly Tribulation Anymore"

As the part of Heaven's Will that punishes wrongdoing, Yu Xingjie is accidentally bound to another world and transmigrates to a different time and space while striking down an otherworldly intruder.

In this world, the people have lost their fortune, and karmic sins are everywhere.

The Merit-to-Godhood System intends to bind itself to the child of fortune. But the child of fortune is struck dead by lightning, and through a twist of fate, the System ends up bringing the thunderbolt back with it. Unaware of its Host's true identity, the System makes grand claims: You need to do more good deeds to gain merit. You should try hard to become a god.

Yu Xingjie: In this day and age, does even thunder have to compete to cultivate?

Yu Xingjie doesn't understand, but he respects the System. When it says he must save a man blinded by hatred, all he sees is a man covered in black karmic sins. With a flicker of lightning, he kills him in an instant.

The System shrieks: Save him, save him, save him! Don't turn him to ash!

Yu Xingjie: He's beyond saving. Next.

The System tells him to guide the ghosts on a mountain to salvation. Yu Xingjie sees that the whole mountainside is full of evil spirits with blood on their hands. He raises a hand, and thunder roars all night, cleansing the mountain completely.

The System loses it: That's not salvation! They've been completely annihilated!

Yu Xingjie: I've restored clarity to Heaven and Earth. Amitabha. Boundless merit.

The System tells him to persuade the child of fortune, who is about to turn evil, to choose the right path. Yu Xingjie thinks the man doesn't need to be persuaded. He just needs a caring husband, like himself. So Zhou Zaifei gets stuck with Yu Xingjie, who clings to him shamelessly.

The System's face twists in horror: It's persuade him to be good, not sleep with him!

Yu Xingjie: Little System, you're getting awfully chatty.

[Whether you're good or evil, I'll make you mine.]

[Darling, have you ever seen a Heart-Shaped Purple Sky Divine Thunderbolt?]

Theme: Eat well.