Straight Guys Are Just Too Delicious

[Pure-hearted straight guy bottom x trendy, flirtatious top] Sweet romance, no cheating

Ling Xichuan prided himself on being straight and kept his distance from gay men, until he met Zhou Yang.

On their very first day meeting, Zhou Yang took off Ling Xichuan's mask and grinned like a peacock showing off its feathers. "You're so good-looking. What a waste to hide your face."

Ling Xichuan: ...Is this guy crazy?

Zhou Yang wore a different outfit every day and, rain or shine, showed up at the milk tea shop where Ling Xichuan worked to hit him with cheesy pickup lines:

"The drinks here are way too sweet. I guess it's because of you."

Ling Xichuan said nothing, just kept shaking the milk tea.

Zhou Yang: "What kind of guy do you like?"

Ling Xichuan: "Sorry, I'm straight."

When summer vacation ended, Ling Xichuan left his milk-tea-shaking days behind and got ready to start college.

He opened the dorm room door, and a familiar figure came into view.

Zhou Yang had decorated the room in gaudy red, and a giant poster of himself hung right in the center.

Zhou Yang winked at him. "How about a couples' dorm for the two of us?"

Ling Xichuan immediately backed away, ready to switch rooms.

Zhou Yang: "There aren't any spare rooms, though~"

Ling Xichuan gave in, thinking there'd be other roommates, so Zhou Yang probably wouldn't go too far.

Zhou Yang: "It's a double room. Nobody's moving in tomorrow, or the day after."

Why, you ask?

Zhou Yang's uncle was on the university board.

Ling Xichuan ordered pepper spray that very night. His younger sister, Ling Xiaoyu, sent him messages in a frenzy: "Big bro! Gay guys love your cool, aloof type! Protect your butt!"

Zhou Yang: ? Do I look like that kind of guy?

Then one day, Ling Xichuan accidentally fell asleep with his head on his desk. When he woke up, Zhou Yang had carried him to bed. His clothes were still on, and a cup of warm honey water sat on the desk.

As they spent day after day together, Ling Xichuan realized that maybe gay men weren't so scary after all.

Ling Xichuan changed his stereotyped view that [Gay men are either desperate for sex or up to no good].

He began to think Zhou Yang was a good person.

Ling Xichuan: "You haven't even touched one of my fingers."

Zhou Yang's eyes lit up. "Do you want me to touch you?"

Ling Xichuan: "..." I take back what I just thought.

Ling Xichuan: "I should keep my distance" -> searches "How to tell if you're bisexual" -> keeps reminding himself "I'm straight" -> gives up resisting and kisses him

Zhou Yang, having gotten what he wanted and still asking for more: "Hey, straight guy, aren't you moving through this story way too fast?"

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Next door: The Tyrant's Intersex Beauty (intersex, heterochromatic beauty bottom, size difference), no cheating

Theme: True love knows no boundaries