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Mo Jingmu is a simple and pure tomb-slaying beast. His greatest pursuit in life is to find a partner who has died early, and they can happily crawl into the tomb together.
It's a pity that Mo Jingmu is a top-notch beauty control. He doesn't want the ugly, old, short, or unhealthy sickly ones.
Just when he thought he was going to die alone and become a pitiful egg with no grave to sleep in, he met Syria.
Xu Ruien is tall and handsome, with a face as white as paper and black eyes. He is in his early twenties and his physical examination is normal.
A handsome guy who is about to die!
The handsome guy ignored him, but fate always made them meet, and the other party always bought expensive collections in the store as gifts for him.
When Xu Ruien asked him if he wanted to try to get married first while holding a gemstone ring that was suitable for burial, Mo Jingmu, who was so excited, picked the cemetery that night and prepared to sit on it as soon as her husband died.
After marriage, her husband lived with him in a big house that looked like a tomb, gave him countless burial objects, and would hug him and sweetly say "I love you."
My husband is very good, but Mo Jingmu is very sad.
He still wants a dead husband.
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Syrian is an older single vampire who has lived for hundreds of years. He feels that he is an emotionless and frigid person.
Until he met Mo Jingmu on a very boring blind date.
The man's expression was cold and distant, his eyes quickly swept over the young man's dimples, and his ears hidden in his hair were red.
From then on, the old deer and the diamond king and Laowu pretended to meet Mo Jingmu every day at the place where he worked, just to see the black-haired boy holding the gold and silver treasure with bright eyes and say "Brother, you are so kind".
Huangtian paid off, Xu Ruien successfully coaxed the person to get the certificate, and hid the coffin for fear of scaring his wife away.
Finally late one night, Xu Ruien took out the coffin and lay down in it in advance, preparing to reveal the truth to Mo Jingmu and turn the person into an immortal vampire——
The usually slow-moving human wife swooped up and slammed the coffin board shut.
A cheerful voice sounded outside the coffin: "My husband is finally dead——"
"Dead" husband:?
Small theater:
Mo Jingmu only knew that he was hard, but unexpectedly, while sleeping with Xu Ruien, he also touched something hard.
Worried that he would assimilate his husband, he lifted the quilt, looked at it, and even touched it.
When he raised his head, he saw the blue veins protruding from the forehead of Su Ruien, and his eyes looked like he wanted to eat him.
Mo Jingmu thought that humans would die if they ate stones.
The next morning, Mo Jingmu rubbed his waist and took a look, shocked - why is my husband not dead yet? !
[Reading instructions]
1. "Marrying to be a widower" Cute and money-obsessed × "Pretending to be cold when falling in love at first sight" Attack by a rich man
1. Shuangjie 1v1 cookie, handsome and cute.
2. Both people initially thought the other person was human.
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Yang Xiaodou is a little sheep from the country. He cultivates his human form conscientiously. With the whole village's dream of "building roads in the mountains", he goes to the city to work in a high-spirited way.
But because he didn't have an ID card, he was turned away from most jobs.
Yang Xiaodou, who can't find a job, can only work as an errand boy for the big monster. Not only can he be eaten at any time, but the salary is pitiful.
Until one day, he picked up a human being covered in blood in the territory of the Four-horned Sheep Demon Turtle who always loved to tease him.
Yang Xiaodou, a black man, was worried that he would be asked to go to the police station after witnessing the deceased, so he hurriedly threw him at the door of the hospital.
I thought I could do it without anyone noticing, but unexpectedly, a week later, a human came to the door with a stack of contracts that Yang Xiaodou couldn't understand, and told him to make any demands.
Yang Xiaodou looked at the noble man with stern features, picked at the holes in his clothes and whispered:
"Three thousand monthly salary, and an ID card."
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Zhou Jiming is a talented young man, very wealthy, and occasionally enthusiastic about catching monsters. His life is going smoothly, but he is accidentally killed while catching a man-eating sheep monster.
When he was about to die, a young boy with round eyes and round face saved him and mumbled to him not to be afraid.
Very cute.
Zhou Ji knew that he was repaying his kindness, and as soon as he found the young man, he showed his evidence and pledged himself to him.
It's just that life after marriage is not as sweet as he thought.
His wife has been away from home for three days and two. Zhou Jiming, who has been single for thirty years and finally found a wife, misses her so much that he becomes ill.
At noon, Zhou Jiming went to a high-end restaurant to discuss business with clients, and felt that the waiter in a tuxedo looked like his wife; in the afternoon, Zhou Jiming sent the lost little monster back to the tour group that came to the countryside, and felt that the tour guide wearing a little bee looked like his wife; in the evening, Zhou Jiming accompanied his four-year-old niece to the pet club... And the lamb among them also looked like his wife.
On the way Zhou Jiming successfully dealt with the mole and carried the sheep's head home, he happened to have a slap in the face with Yang Xiaodou who was wearing a "Store Manager" name tag on the street.
In the past, the human wife he had coaxed with a soft voice was scolded by the little monster. Not only was he not angry, but he also grinned stupidly.
But after seeing him, she screamed and ran away.
At the damp and dark end of the alley, the little wife's face was covered with tears, she was covering her head and shivering. When she saw him approaching, she quickly covered her buttocks.
Only then did Zhou Jiming see clearly——
His wife has two pointed little horns and a short upturned tail.
It turned out to be a soft and fluffy lamb.
Small theater:
After learning Yang Xiaodou's true identity, Zhou Jiming coaxed him to release his horns and tail every day.
Yang Xiaodou felt sour when thinking about what would happen next and refused to say anything.
Zhou Jiming took out the road construction contract.
Yang Xiaodou: 0. O
Zhou Jiming said calmly: "We also built a school."
Yang Xiaodou shook his tail.
Zhou Jiming continued to add more value: "Introduction of technology to assist planting."
Yang Xiaodou hurriedly put the tail into his hand: "Hubby, why don't you dig a small river?"
*The idiot little sheep who is dedicated to building roads×He looks very fierce in love, 1v1, both physically and mentally clean
Intention: People with the same soul frequency will eventually meet in the vast sea of people.
Reader comments
Was his wife captured and taken back to the underworld to be used as a cow?
Such a happy little sweet article, I like it [Spread Flowers][Spread Flowers]
Oh, look, let's take it off
Don't be pretentious if it's okay. If you have any questions, just ask them directly. Otherwise, the crematorium will raise the issue directly afterwards.
Fortunately, the third master just wants face, so he looks scary. The most annoying thing is the kind of person who insists on getting close to someone when they have nothing to worry about. He is comparable to being a seducer, with ups and downs of emotions and very tiring.
Why haven't you lost your horse yet? I'm so anxious.
Was his wife captured and taken back to the underworld to be used as a cow?
Such a happy little sweet article, I like it [Spread Flowers][Spread Flowers]
Oh, look, let's take it off Don't be pretentious if it's okay. If you have any questions, just ask them directly. Otherwise, the crematorium will raise the issue directly afterwards. Fortunately, the third master just wants face, so he looks scary. The most annoying thing is the kind of person who insists on getting close to someone when they have nothing to worry about. He is comparable to being a seducer, with ups and downs of emotions and very tiring.
Why haven't you lost your horse yet? I'm so anxious.
Is Shou that great emperor?