The Scum Ex's White Moonlight Likes Me [Quick Transmigration]

*Opening April 2: "What's Wrong with Sucking Your Yang Energy?" A righteous, wooden-headed gong x a smooth-talking, flirtatious shou

[Blurb for this story]

After dying, Shi Xun transmigrates into a world of groveling exes and regret. There's the gentle, handsome white moonlight, the powerful protagonist gong, and the substitute shou who suffers both physical and emotional abuse.

Good news: He's the protagonist.

Bad news: He's the substitute.

[The Canary and the Sugar Daddy's White Moonlight Returning from Abroad (ABO)]

[You are a kept canary, the perfect substitute for his white moonlight. When the white moonlight returns from abroad, your scummy gong dumps you without hesitation. Only when you're on the verge of dying from illness does he finally realize his mistake...]

Similar faces, different identities.

The refined, noble white moonlight lowers his head, begging to be a "secret" kept out of sight.

By day, Shi Xun stays by the scummy gong's side, trying to please him. At night, he lies in the white moonlight's arms and acts spoiled.

"What's that scent on you?" the scummy gong praises. "It smells pretty good."

It's the pheromones the white moonlight deliberately left behind as a provocation.

On the night the scummy gong publicly announces their relationship, he imagines how delighted Shi Xun must be. Instead, he sees a familiar face on the hotel bed.

The white moonlight lies over Shi Xun, his hair damp with sweat.

[The Sidekick and the School Heartthrob's Senior White Moonlight]

[You're a nobody at school, isolated by everyone. He casually saves you, uses you and his white moonlight to stir up gossip, then cruelly drives you into a corner. After you die, he is consumed by regret and becomes a "romantic" in everyone's eyes...]

This disgusting school, that disgusting scummy gong, those disgusting bullies, and...

You, the most disgusting of all.

Shi Xun accepts the new shoes the white moonlight offers without a word, head bowed. The caring words reach his ears and twist into a thick, ink-black jealousy.

I will destroy you.

Shi Xun and the white moonlight grow closer and closer, until one night beneath a meteor shower.

The white moonlight kisses him right in front of the scummy gong.

Leaning against his chest, Shi Xun smiles with satisfaction.

I finally dragged you down with me.

Seeing this, the scummy gong turns livid and spews vicious insults.

But they're aimed at the white moonlight.

[The Medicinal Ingredient and the Emperor's General White Moonlight]

"Now that we're on the battlefield, the only person I can rely on is you, General."

[The Betrothed and the Major General's Deceased White Moonlight]

"Everyone thinks I'm crazy, practicing kissing with thin air."

[The Researcher and the Colleague's Nonhuman White Moonlight]

"Does touching your tentacles... feel good for you too?"

[Parallel World]

"I can't find him."

White moonlight: Why did I come out on top? Because I fought for him and took what I wanted.

Reader's guide:

1. A loyal, love-struck, jealous, puppy-like gong with multiple fragments x a sharp-tongued, rebellious, flirtatious beauty shou.

2. One-on-one, both pure; only one fragment of the gong appears in each small world! The gong and shou have very strong mutual feelings!

3. The shou never has a physical relationship with the scummy gong, and they never kiss.

[Coming next (opening April 2): "What's Wrong with Sucking Your Yang Energy?"]

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Xi Wen is a powerful, seductive ghost. He loves stirring up trouble and watching from the sidelines, and has long been at odds with the celestial masters, none of whom can get rid of him.

Until one day, the purple-robed celestial master's personal disciple comes down the mountain, swearing to slay Xi Wen, the great menace, and restore peace to the human world.

Xi Wen originally plans to kill him, but the man is handsome and brimming with yang energy, and can also fend off a lot of unwanted attention. Xi Wen decides to sleep with him first, then kill him.

A beauty who can get anyone to offer up their sincere affection with a mere beckoning finger lowers himself into a man's arms. His phoenix eyes brim with tenderness, his red lips part ever so slightly, and he gazes at him with an ambiguous smile.

Just as Xi Wen's eyelids are about to twitch themselves sore, he finally hears Jiang Fuyan's reply:

"Are your eyes bothering you? I have eye drops."

Xi Wen: ...

Flirting with a blind man!

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Jiang Fuyan is a Taoist who has practiced cultivation since childhood, a once-in-a-millennium genius. He slays ghosts and frees tormented spirits, with the Great Way in his heart and no interest in romance. Everyone praises him for being devoted to the Way, but...

He's a complete blockhead.

That is, until he sets out to rid the people of evil and encounters a seductive ghost named Xi Wen.

Xi Wen was lonely and helpless in life, and was slandered even after death. Warmhearted Jiang Fuyan immediately offers to uncover the truth and clear his name.

But Xi Wen is difficult to serve. By day, he hangs off Jiang Fuyan and orders him around. At night, he shares a bed with him and gets handsy. Jiang Fuyan doesn't react at all, and is even happy to wait on him hand and foot.

Xi Wen suspects he's missing a screw and lazily points it out: "I'm deliberately tormenting you."

Jiang Fuyan looks up at his haughty, arrogant expression and thinks:

Good heavens, he's so beautiful.

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Everyone assumes the two are mortal enemies and Xi Wen will sooner or later die at the hands of Jiang Fuyan, who is upholding justice on Heaven's behalf.

Xi Wen is slippery, but the celestial masters finally track him down and corner him.

Even in such a desperate situation, Xi Wen keeps smiling, as infuriating as ever.

Everyone eagerly awaits Jiang Fuyan putting this arrogant evil ghost away.

But the upright and impartial Daoist Jiang gathers the seductive ghost into his arms and summons heavenly thunder with a cold expression:

"Whoever comes for him dies."

A righteous, wooden-headed gong x a smooth-talking, flirtatious shou. Both are pure in body and mind, one-on-one, gong is younger.

Theme: Stay true to your original purpose and defy fate.