What Do You Mean, You Fell for Me at First Sight?

Lin Yu'an had been an ordinary person for 22 years. His one shining moment came after graduating from college, when his decent bachelor's degree got him an internship at a branch of a major company. His greatest dream in life was to get rich overnight so he wouldn't have to wake up early for work.

The company had only a few permanent positions available, but he was socially anxious and lazy, and had no idea how to ingratiate himself with people. Even imagining himself making small talk made his toes curl with embarrassment, so he could only be an invisible nobody.

One day, the company's big boss came to inspect the branch and picked him out of the crowd to serve as his assistant during the visit. Lin Yu'an stammered all the way through, barely able to get a word out. His search history was full of questions about how to get along with a superior.

Before the inspection was over, the big boss cornered him in the car and asked if he wanted to give a relationship with him a try.

Lin Yu'an: !!!

His search history changed to how to refuse a boss's advances.

He failed to refuse.

He thought this counted as finally getting to lie flat and live like a lazy fish, waiting for the big boss to break up with him so he could collect a breakup settlement and achieve financial freedom. But, unexpectedly, his luck with romance suddenly went through the roof. Those untouchable golden boys he'd never even had a chance to meet before began pursuing him relentlessly, even fighting among themselves for the chance to make him smile.

Lin Yu'an was thoroughly stunned to find himself surrounded by a battlefield of romantic rivals for the first time in his life.

#Help, how do I tell my male admirers that I have a boyfriend and I'm not gay?#

Notes:

· The protagonist is a college student who's a little clever but still naive and clueless, not yet fully beaten down by society. He has no great ambitions and doesn't want to work hard, just a lazy fish.

· His strength is that he's very accepting. His weakness is that he's very accepting.

· Best read without thinking too hard, since I didn't use my brain while writing it either.

Theme: Recognize your own strengths