Main story complete
There's a system called the Green River Review System. Only chapters that pass review can be published. Zhuo Yi casually opened a few books.
The first book: My Sweet Wife Is Passionately Loved by the CEO
The man carried him, eyes red from crying, off to wash up.
Zhuo Yi: Wait, is this danmei?
Review failed!
The second book: Penniless Me Falls for a Korean-Webtoon Psycho Top
The man may have been involved with lots of people, but he only loved me. You can't confuse body and soul...
Zhuo Yi: I feel sick. I have good reason to suspect the author's mental state is questionable.
Review failed!
The third book: After Being Jilted, I Reached the Pinnacle of Life
The male lead finally got his revenge, pinning the biggest villain underfoot and humiliating him by sleeping with him.
Zhuo Yi: Is the male lead crazy? Or do I just not understand the heart of a cultivation-novel male lead? What does he get out of sleeping with the villain? And isn't this supposed to be a no-romance novel? Why throw in a romance plot all of a sudden?
Review failed!
The fourth book: As Emperor, I Was Taken by the General
The emperor hasn't come out for three days. It started three days ago, when he and the general...
Review failed!
The fifth book: Eighteen Vines, But I'm the Bottom
Review failed!
Review System: Reviewer, the point of reviewing is to check whether a chapter crosses the line, not to go around messing with stories like you do!
Zhuo Yi: Those five books clearly don't make sense. My conscience won't let me release them.
System: If you can do better, then do it yourself.
Zhuo Yi: Fine, I will.
World One: Cold-Blooded Cannon Fodder Top x Domineering CEO
You're the cannon-fodder top in the first novel. You compete with the official top for the protagonist bottom and end up dying a miserable death.
Zhuo Yi: System, are you sure you're not messing with me?
One dark night, Zhuo Yi sneaks into the CEO's home to steal trade secrets, only to find the CEO flushed and red-faced, being led away by his tie...
Later, the CEO sneaks into Zhuo Yi's room and begs, holding him in his arms: Please, continue what you were doing before.
World Two: Original Cannon-Fodder Bottom (?) x Korean-Webtoon Psycho Top
In the second novel, you're the warm body the psycho top turns to when his heart grows cold. In the end, you die at the psycho top's...
Zhuo Yi: System, are you going to keep this up forever?
Everything the psycho top had prepared for Zhuo Yi is returned to him untouched, and in the end, the psycho top begs for mercy.
Later, the psycho top, who should have hated Zhuo Yi to the bone, shows up at his side and asks: Which one do you want today?
World Three: Villain x Male Lead
You're the biggest villain in the third novel, and in the end, the male lead...
Zhuo Yi: Stop. I get it.
Zhuo Yi eats the drug that was supposed to weaken the villain, prepared by the male lead. He leans down, lifts the male lead's chin, and says, "Well? Come on, then!"
Afterward, the male lead often "accidentally" takes the drug: My limbs are weak. You do it.
World Four: Timid, Easily Manipulated Emperor x Violent, Controlling General
You're the powerless emperor in the fourth novel. You have only one task: serve the general well.
Zhuo Yi: System, never mind. I'm used to it.
The emperor was supposed to be pinned down and humiliated in a grove, then become a laughingstock after a palace maid caught them. Instead, he switches their positions, making the general the subject of gossip at the dinner table.
Later, the general climbs onto the imperial bed, fidgeting bashfully: Your Majesty made me a laughingstock, so I'll punish you by making you eat oranges.
World Five: Exotic Vines x Alpha General
You're the master of an alien realm and the general's prisoner of war. Every day, you have to endure the general's wrath.
Zhuo Yi: I can't be bothered to talk.
Zhuo Yi unfurls his vines and ties up the general, making the human endure his wrath.
Later, the general presses himself against the vines of his own accord: You can do it here, too.
Bonus scene
The authors look at their newly published chapters and nearly faint: Damn! Who messed with my story?!
Zhuo Yi: I think it was that thing called the Review System.
Review System: I told you to revise the story. I didn't tell you to change it beyond recognition!
Zhuo Yi: Heh. Is it my fault?
The authors go berserk: Why did you let him revise your story? We demand that the Review System be shut down!
*The comments and complaints in the synopsis and main story are just jokes. They aren't directed at anyone and carry no personal ill will.
*If anything seems strange, it's not the author planting a plot twist. It's foreshadowing for something later.
*The author doesn't write chapter summaries because they're unskilled and lazy.
*This story is not suitable for readers who are particular about their preferred pairing dynamics.
*Synopsis written on August 2, 2025, and screenshotted.
*Both leads are equally powerful in every world.
*The plot is melodramatic and illogical. World Five includes a pregnancy storyline, but there is a pregnancy in the main story without a baby.
Theme: Never harm others
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The setting of the new book is very novel and I have never seen it before. I am looking forward to it.
Boss, you have to take good care of yourself and don't be too tired. Don't be in a hurry in the extra chapter.
Finished spreading flowers! Teacher, have a good rest 🥺🥺🥺
Okay, author, take care of yourself and have a good rest.
The extra chapter is coming soon, be sure to eat 🐶
The transition was so sudden, I thought I clicked on the wrong book [covering my face and laughing]
I'm really looking forward to the extra episode 😍, which must be in a close-up
Will their five souls merge in the main world?
Please write more extras! [Hands together]