[Western Crossover] The Player Doesn't Know a Thing

Player logs into the game.

Player arrives in [Gotham City].

What's this, a trash can? Let's rummage through it. Player obtains a [Batarang]!

What's this, an NPC with cat ears? Let's poke it. Player is attacked by [???]'s disapproving glare!

What's this, a dropped item from a red-name NPC? Let's pick it up. Player puts [??]'s [bomb] in their inventory!

Player defuses the Joker's [Joke]!

Clover got a full-dive game called Second Life.

She looked at the list of starting villages: [Gotham City] [New York] [Metropolis] [Kansas].

After reading the descriptions, she decided she was the sort of player who liked a quiet life and enthusiastically tapped the last location.

We're very sorry. This location will unlock once you meet the level requirements.

Sorry, you'll have to explore the places above first :)

Clover: "..."

She decided to go all in and picked the hardest map: [Gotham City].

And so the girl who claimed to be a quiet-life player ended up attracting the attention of a whole bunch of superheroes and supervillains.

Clover: What? The player doesn't know anything... (guilty) (looks away)

* My take on the Fourth Calamity genre. The heroine is an evil big dog; her character and morals are unknown.

* Contains OOC, a chaotic timeline, and possibly some Joker-bullying.

* Mostly a silly slice-of-life story. There probably won't be many major events.

* The CP is most likely Superman, though unrequited feelings aren't out of the question.

* Includes a little Stardew Valley inspiration, but not much.

Theme: Love life, enjoy life, embrace life.