[Honkai: Star Rail] A Human-Shaped Calamity, Yet Everyone's Darling

Gender-swapped Mary Sue. The premise is very cheesy and pretty absurd. I'm writing it just for fun, Orz.

"I thought giving Him a male body would suppress His corruption..."

"W-what do you mean?"

"It means that body was corrupted and assimilated too. He became a he."

"He has skin as smooth as porcelain, cherry-red lips, jewel-like eyes, and long hair that reaches his ankles. His hair and eyes change to every color of the rainbow with his mood. He sparkles in a crowd, has max-level animal affinity, and his tears turn into diamonds. Even what he poops..."

"Wait! Black Tower, what are you talking about!?"

The girl in the black beret sighed. "You might think I'm exaggerating, but everything I said is true."

"Mary Sue... though maybe Jack Sue is more fitting now. Anyway, you just need to know he's something like that. I know this kind of character usually only exists in novels."

"But he's real."

"Even more frightening than his arrival is his corruption."

"Anyway, I'm leaving him in your hands, Astral Express."

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"Hello, Trailblazer. May I interview you about Penacony's rising new star, Purple Moon Star Dream, Phantom Cherry Snow Dance, Q, X, Radiance of the Stars, the Unrivaled..."

Trailblazer: "Stop, stop! Let us use his nickname."

"Of course. What do you think of Mr. Qianye?"

The Trailblazer put on a pained expression. "Agreeing to take him aboard the Astral Express at Black Tower's request was definitely the Astral Express losing its mind. A disaster like him should have stayed on the space station instead of being let loose to wreak havoc on the universe."

"Uh..."

"Judging by your expression, you don't understand why he's called a disaster, do you? If he gets upset, his corruption can be as terrifying as a natural calamity."

"...Could you give me an example?"

"The first time he got upset, he woke up the next day on a bed that was five hundred square meters wide. It was so big it broke the whole train, and the sound of Pom-Pom crying echoed through the cosmos."

"You know Jarilo-VI, right? It's an ice-covered planet. Just because he smiled brightly, almost all the snow there nearly melted! Belobog was almost flooded by all that meltwater! It was a complete disaster!"

"And Xianzhou Luofu, you know that one, right? During the last battle with Phantylia, she was blinded by his glow and grabbed him. Then he cried so pitifully that everyone there wanted to protect him... I mean, General Jing Yuan and the rest of us suddenly got a huge boost in combat power, while Phantylia's kept dropping."

"And then there's Penacony. That's your home, so I don't need to tell you what happened there, do I?"

"That's right! Penacony has found its perfect star at last! Half angel, half demon, gentle and stern, lively and cold, the great Mr. Qianye! They say that Sunday, the former head of the Oak Family, and Aventurine from the IPC nearly came to blows over who would get to claim the perfect Mr. Qianye! Oh! Falling in love with Mr. Qianye is only natural!"

Trailblazer: "That's what his corruption did to Penacony."

"Never mind. There's just one last place, Amphoreus... You know his hair and eye color change with his mood, right? But the scariest thing is when they're rainbow-colored."

"Yes. They say that Mr. Qianye is dangerous then!"

"He's been rainbow-colored the whole time on Amphoreus. Now do you understand just how upset he is with Amphoreus?"

Archived July 20, 2025

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