[Crossover] Master of Languages

Yu Lu transmigrated.

Just like in every anime about traveling to another world, Yu Lu was hit by a truck and died, and even got a System.

[Hello, Host. This is the Language Master System. You can think of me as your second parent.]

[Complete the Language Master missions, and you'll get another chance at life in another world.]

Yu Lu: ...You really are my second parent!

"What are your missions?"

[Become proficient in the languages loaded into this System, and use them to warm other people's hearts.]

Yu Lu: That sounds pretty wholesome. Let's see what languages you've got... cheesy pickup lines, puns, chuunibyou catchphrases, social media quotes... So this is what you mean by a Language Master?!

Cheesy pickup lines:

[Host, look! There's a young man up ahead who's about to take his own life. Use your linguistic skills to save him!]

[Choose one: A. Cheesy pickup lines, B. Chuunibyou catchphrases, C. Social media quotes]

Yu Lu: It's a multiple-choice question... I'll pick A. It's the most normal one.

So Yu Lu strode up to the bandaged boy and struck a dashing pose. "Don't give up on life. Give me a thought instead."

Bandaged boy: ?

Social media quotes:

[Host, look! There's a boy up ahead being bullied by his peers. Go warm his heart!]

[We recommend using social media quotes.]

Yu Lu charged over and shoved aside the white-haired guy in front of the orange-haired boy. "The sky may run wild, but rain will come. Evil people always get what's coming to them. Don't go too far in how you treat others!"

Orange-haired boy: Stunned.

Puns:

[Host, look! There's a disabled teacher up ahead. Go cheer him up!]

Yu Lu took a deep breath. "A shrimp and a clam both got a perfect score. The teacher asked the shrimp, 'Who did you copy?' The shrimp said, 'I didn't copy anyone. I'm shrimp-ly the best!'"

"You're excellent. Keep smiling at life."

The white-haired man, who was only wearing an eyepatch: ...?

Chuunibyou catchphrases:

[Host, look! There's a scared little kid over there. Go comfort him!]

Yu Lu crouched in front of the bespectacled little boy, who had an unusually mature expression. "Don't be afraid. As long as it's alive, even if it's a god, I'll kill it for you!"

The boy detective: ...

The boy's dark-skinned guardian: ...

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Many years later, Yu Lu finally became a Language Master, and the System retired after completing its mission. Striking a Thinker pose, he said with a world-weary air, "Your bro's invincible now... I've made it in my career. You ask about love? Get real. A goofball like me doesn't get romance."

Then he added, "...Forced love doesn't count as romance."

The bandaged weirdo suddenly appeared, covering his face as he swayed and shrieked, "No fair~ Xiao Yu and I are obviously in love with each other~~"

Theme: The art of language can warm people's hearts