[Adversity Era AU] A Simple Country Boy Wants to Plow the Fields

[Edi and Mydeimos, period-drama AU]

Warning: Country bumpkin stuff! Rural style, genderbending, OOC... I'll add more if it comes up.

Blurb:

White Calamity is the handsome young man everyone knows for miles around. He's fast and good at plowing, but he's very insecure.

Why?

Because he's exceptionally endowed.

From the time he hit puberty, White Calamity showed a side of himself that set him apart from other country boys.

Well, out in the fields, you have to wear tight clothes.

When the fabric stretched and his curves showed, the sight of his enormous endowment scared every girl and boy from the surrounding villages away from dating him.

White Calamity grew more and more insecure.

One day, he found a beautiful spouse by the river.

He was covered in injuries, but had a great figure, and didn't like wearing a shirt.

After learning about White Calamity's predicament, his spouse had this to say about his exceptional endowment:

"There's no need to feel insecure about being different. You're not hurting anyone."

And he was an educated youth, too!

White Calamity cried "Aww" and clung to Mydeimos all night. The next day, he refused to let Mydeimos go out to the fields to earn work points, afraid he might get hurt.

"Mydeimos, I'll do the fieldwork during the day, and you can take care of me on the kang at night!"

Then Mydeimos beat him until his face was black and blue.

"You scoundrel! HKS!"

In the end,

White Calamity went "Moo!" and plowed his way into Mydeimos's untouched field.

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1. Edi and Mydeimos period-drama AU. Short story, not paid.

2. This author is hopelessly obsessed with Edi and Mydeimos, and has some questionable tastes. Read with caution.

3. Edi and Mydeimos are endgame, no switching, no splitting them up, and a happy ending!

Theme: Do happy things with the person you love