The Abandoned Consort in the Cold Palace Stole the Tyrant's Egg Seven Times

[Historical palace intrigue]

After transmigrating into the role of the tyrant's discarded consort, Wen Ranxue gets bound to a system that turns the tyrant into a cat.

System: [Host, please win the tyrant's favor.]

Wen Ranxue gives him a sidelong glance. “Of course. I'm best at gently soothing little kitties.”

The tyrant lives a life of debauchery, once holding a banquet where he orders his favorite consort to strip and entertain his ministers. But a sudden burst of agony leaves him transformed into an abandoned cat in the cold palace.

The tyrant who once stood above everyone else is now a prisoner.

Wen Ranxue gently strokes his fur with her delicate hand. “Meow, be good…”

The tyrant bristles. “Insolence!”

The tyrant is impotent, yet becomes aroused when he sees Wen Ranxue lonely in the cold palace.

“How can this discarded consort be so shameless?!”

The tyrant curses even as he uncontrollably rubs against the consort's arms. Wen Ranxue easily grabs him by the scruff.

The beauty smiles softly, but there's not a trace of laughter in her eyes.

“Dirty cat, you'll have to pay for this.”

Wen Ranxue takes the cat's dignity and his two balls. The tyrant lets out a scream and faints.

When he opens his eyes again, he has been reborn as a different cat.

Wen Ranxue says gently, “You're back?”

Tyrant: “Meow!!!”

The beauty holds a dagger and smiles sweetly once more, its blade glinting coldly:

“Meow, when you curse, you sound like you're flirting.”

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1. Self-serving, scheming, ruthless heroine vs. an evil, depraved, food-obsessed tyrant with extreme hypermasculinity.

2. Both leads are each other's first and only. How can the tyrant be pure? Because the author says so.

3. The castration is real, and the hero really is a tyrant. No redemption arc.

4. Disclaimer: This is a cat-loving author. No little cats are harmed while alive in this story.

4. Lots of potential trigger points. They're noted in advance in the author's notes, so read with care.

Theme: Clear the names of loyal officials and mourn the tyrant