Ugh, Ugh, Ugh: Youth Literature Without the Pain

[E-E-Evil Enemy] Modern AU, opening at 50 follows

Wan Di's new roommate, Bai E, has crescent-shaped eyes when he smiles and is especially clingy. The two go from sleeping in bunk beds to sharing one bed, and from being best friends to boyfriends.

But when it's time to meet the family, Wan Di doesn't see a single member of Bai E's family of three.

Bai E: "Maybe they have a problem with you, Wan Di~ Wan Di~ Why don't you stay over tonight?"

The big white goose is incredibly excited.

Late at night, Wan Di heads downstairs for water, one hand braced against his aching waist, only to see a gloomy man in a hood in the living room.

The hacker looks up and meets Wan Di's eyes. The computer on his lap is playing footage of what just happened in the bedroom. Wan Di hears his own voice, tinged with anger:

"Bai E... Don't bite there!"

The hacker looks up gloomily. "Little brother... partner... mine."

A pervert peeping on us!

Wan Di frowns and takes a step back. The kitchen light comes on, and a mature, handsome CEO type turns around wearing an apron. His chest is so muscular that his black shirt can't contain it.

"Would you like a glass of milk to help you recover?"

What a blatant seduction!

Wan Di falls silent. Suddenly, he feels like his college life is about to get very exciting.

Later, Bai E realizes Wan Di has been acting strange lately.

Finally, on a stormy night, Wan Di says:

"Bai E, I'm sorry, but let's break up."

Bai E's eyes widen in shock. His Samoyed ears droop at once, and tears well in his eyes. "W-Why? Did I do something wrong? Or is there someone else..."

Wan Di sighs. "I've fallen in love with your family."

Bai E: "...Which one?"

Wan Di: "Every one of them."

Bai E: "???"

About how I wanted to break up with my roommate, but he thought I'd cheated on him, when actually I wanted to cheat with his whole family #

Reader's Guide:

1. Four people in a relationship, but it's pure love.

2. Photography-loving college student Bai E / gloomy, insecure hacker Hei E / elegant, cunning CEO Shen E. Mitosis, don't question it!

3. This is a medium-to-long story and will go premium, so the stats matter to me.

Theme: Love can transcend every form, including mitosis