The strongest sect in the cultivation world, the Tianding Sect, has gained an eccentric new disciple.
He has no spiritual roots, yet he can cultivate immortality. He just calls it transforming and leveling up.
He cannot ride a flying sword, but he can step on his own left foot with his right and ascend straight into the sky, flying faster than anyone else in the sect.
Even stranger, his sword looks like a child's toy, yet it can unleash enormous energy and cut down anyone he lays eyes on.
Even if you destroy his sword, he can shout, "Whether I have a transformation device or not, I'm still a Rainbow Heart Warrior who protects Earth!" and make himself a brand-new one on the spot.
His ability to lock his health is even more bizarre. You can never kill him. Even when you're about to finish him off, at the last moment he'll shout something about justice and bonds, revive at full health, and turn the tables on you.
So here's some advice for every cultivator in the world: don't provoke him if you run into him. Either turn around and run, or call him your sworn brother.
He's easy to recognize. He's the one who spends all day chasing after his master, the sect's strongest Sword Elder, shouting "sworn friend" at him.
Zhao Yang, captain of Earth's Rainbow Heart Guard, has just saved the entire universe and is preparing to retire and go home to farm when an extraterrestrial System suddenly asks him to save another world.
How could he say no? Off he goes!
Then the System tells him that this world is a novel on the verge of collapse. He has to play the male lead who pursues the aloof male lead, Qian Wenyu. Once Qian Wenyu's affection reaches its maximum, the mission will be complete, and Zhao Yang can go home.
Zhao Yang doesn't understand pursuing someone, but he does understand affection ratings.
So all he has to do is make Qian Wenyu his sworn friend, right?
No problem. He's great at that.
Gazing at his future sworn friend, standing on the elders' platform with a gloomy face and an icy expression, Zhao Yang clenched his fist.
Let me forge our bond!
Qian Wenyu is a reincarnator.
He has already gone through hundreds of cycles.
The reason is simple: he has killed the mission-takers who tried to win him over more than a hundred times.
He learned long ago that he was just a character in a book.
He also knew that in the original plot, his own disciple, the original male lead, would force him into a relationship and sexually assault him. After enduring countless misunderstandings and injuries, the two of them would finally end up together.
Unwilling to accept that fate, he killed the original male lead at the beginning of the story. This destabilized the world, and one mission-taker after another was sent in to take the male lead's place.
He killed every one who came, and this new one would be no exception.
But who could have expected the new arrival to be even more absurd? The moment he showed up, he grabbed Qian Wenyu's hand and swore that one day he would become his sworn friend.
Wait, a sworn friend?
Heh. A new way to win me over? How interesting.
Let's see how long this guy can hold out.
Later, he would hate him for being such a blockhead.
Theme: Protect the Earth