A Succubus, Yet the Light of the Police Force

After landing in the world of Detective Conan with the [High-Popularity Senior Group Chat], Mi Haiwu swore to find himself a beautiful, kindhearted, and devoted pretty owner before turning thirty, so the Succubus Protection Association wouldn't forcibly exile him to an XXX world.

But from the start, he was an experimental subject for the Black Organization, and Vermouth even wanted nothing more than to kill him.

Mi Haiwu had no choice but to flee overnight, hauling the exposed Scotland with him, and set his sights on the Metropolitan Police Department's Love Story, where joining guaranteed you a partner.

So here's the question: Mi Haiwu humbly asked the seniors in the group, how do you steal someone's partner?

[Bandage Freak]: Only a cheating rat would know how. How would I~

[Blue-Eyed Kitty]: Huh? I have to be the one chosen?

[Rubber Man]: Hahahahaha, what do you mean, steal someone's partner? Are we having a banquet?

Then Mi Haiwu silently sent out a red envelope:

[Underworld Shard x1]

Gojo Kitty, who was quick enough to grab it: What's this?

(Congratulations! Collect ten puzzle pieces to redeem an Underworld soul. Characters currently available for redemption: Cult Leader Geto, Salaryman Nanami, Angel Oda, Fire Fist...)

The group chat went silent for three seconds. Then,

Dazai: A fake is fine too. As long as you win her heart first, even if she finds out she was deceived, she won't be able to leave you~

Mi Haiwu had an epiphany, put on a suit and black sunglasses, and started showering Officer Sato with attention.

Matsuda: I heard First Investigation Division recently got a junior who really looks up to me.

Gojo: Dating? Do you really have to make the first move? Can't you just show up in front of them?

Mi Haiwu thought that made sense. Every time he got a speeding ticket, it was always Chihaya.

Kenji: You're way too determined to go for a ride in my car!

Luffy: Hahahahaha, you just have to fight someone over this kind of thing.

Mi Haiwu decided the Rubber Man senior was a genius. He could do that!

So he ran down Rye Whiskey before Akemi could.

Akai: ...He wants to lock me up? Interesting.

He watched the officers around him pair off one after another. He was a succubus, for crying out loud, yet all he got was a promotion, a raise, and a bunch of bros.

Mi Haiwu reflected on his failures: "I just need to find a partner before I turn thirty, right?"

Group Chat Assistant: [Let Haro go!! Even a succubus's tastes aren't that unrestricted!!!]

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Ding-dong! New member [Widower Raising a Child Alone] has joined the group chat.

Jin: I heard you can bring ghosts back to life just by teaching people to live off their partners. How far along are you?

Mi Haiwu: The Black Organization was destroyed, and I became the Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Department.

Jin: ???

Dazai: It's okay. There's plenty of food available now, so nobody's at risk of starving to death anymore~

Gojo: They must be stuffed every day.

Nanami: ...

Nanami: Are there bad people in this group too???

Reading guide: 1. Multiple endings.

2. Detective Conan + Great Voyage, Bungo Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen... The main and secondary worlds each get roughly equal coverage, so you can skip whichever you like.

Theme: Stand firm for justice and fight back from the brink