[Western Crossover] Holy Crap, My Dad Is the Red Hood

Black Mask planted explosives nearby, and the orphanage was caught in the blast and completely destroyed.

A man riding a motorcycle shouted, "Get her while you can!" and scooped up Luna, who was still too stunned to understand what was happening.

Thirteen-year-old Luna looked up and thought: What the hell, why is it Red Hood?!

She thought the crime boss was taking her away to train her into a remorseless killing machine.

She never expected him to put a cake in her hands, drape a blanket around her shoulders, and even tell her bedtime stories.

Red Hood was so nice that Luna started worrying he was after her kidneys.

She asked, "Are you going to drain my blood and use it to make an elixir of youth for the rich? Or transplant my organs? Or maybe make me carry drugs?"

He answered without hesitation, "No."

"Then why are you being so nice to me?"

The red-headed crime boss took off his helmet, revealing a handsome face that looked almost exactly like hers. Jason Todd said to the little girl whose head was full of paranoid fantasies:

"Because I'm your dad."

You could've just answered. Why'd you have to insult me!

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Very little romance, though there will be some once she grows up.

It's mostly family bonds and plot.

Love interest: Evil Morty from Rick and Morty

Theme: Healing each other