[Western Crossover] Did the Wayne Family Go Bankrupt Today?

Megan was born with a poor-luck debuff: anywhere she lives is bound to go bankrupt and shut down. Starting at the age of three, she brought ten orphanages to ruin. When people discovered her talent, she was sold from one wealthy copper-obsessed man to another.

Without exception, every one of them ended up homeless before they could get what they wanted.

Megan was forced to earn a notorious reputation in Gotham's underworld. Then the richest man in the city came knocking at her door.

When Bruce Wayne pressed the paternity test into her hand, Megan asked him a question: "Do you have enough money for me to make you go broke?"

Bruce smiled as he replied, "Of course, sweetheart. You could never spend all our money in your lifetime."

And then...

The Batmobile was wrecked.

Wayne Bank was robbed in a targeted heist.

The manor was blown up.

Sitting amid the ruins, Megan broke down sobbing. "Gotham's economy is doomed."

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Pairing undecided. Mainly a dramatic, goofy, sweet romance.

Full of stereotypes, corny jokes, and internet slang.

Jason stays young, and Tim is not gay.

Contains plenty of TimSteph. If that's not for you, steer clear.

A silly romp that puts the villains through the wringer.

Don't think too hard while reading! Don't think too hard while reading! Don't think too hard while reading!

Theme: Well, what can you do?