Seafaring Life Simulator

You’re a game tester, and today you’re testing a life simulator called A Thousand Lives at Sea that appeared in your inbox. In the first run, your attribute points are assigned randomly. You start with the special fixed gold talent “Heartthrob Aura.” You draw the purple talent “Doomed Beauty” and the blue talent “Poor Health.” [Age 0: You’re born, along with two older brothers.] [Age 1: Pirates find you and raise you aboard the Whitebeard Pirates’ ship.] [Age 5: Your frail health leads to a serious illness. The pirates decide you can’t handle life at sea, so they build an island.] [Age 12: Your features have matured, attracting countless covetous eyes. Your family drives them all away. Achievement unlocked: “Treasure of the Whitebeard Pirates.”] [Age 18: Your picture circulates, and countless people pine for you.] [Age 26: Your biological brother Shanks comes looking for you, and you reunite.] [That same year, you fall in love with someone. Your brothers all agree that it’ll happen only over their dead bodies.] [Age 37: For your younger brother’s sake, you agree to return to your family. That same year, your constitution hits rock bottom and you die.] [Congratulations, you’ve reached the ending: Moonlight, Pure and Bright.] [The moon shines on me, but not on me alone.] Second run: [The Only Beloved Child of the Queen of Totto Land.] (Blurb provisional, subject to revision.) Special fixed gold talent: “Heartthrob Aura.” Draw the evolvable gold talent “God-in-the-Making.” [You arrive in the world. After your mother carries you for three years, your birth fills heaven and earth with joy and all things with celebration. You are destined to be extraordinary from the moment you are born.] [Congratulations, you’ve reached the ending: A Pure White World.] [This world cannot contain even the tiniest trace of evil.] Third run: [The Glory of the Donquixote Family] ...Title provisional Theme: Live optimistically. Don’t worry about the past or feel anxious about the future.