I Woke Up as a Pig and Raised My Childhood Sweetheart by Farming

This story will be rewritten in a new book later. If you're reading it now, I recommend starting from Volume Two... The little pig's personality will be fuller and more vivid.

Kan Lejia woke up one morning to find he had turned into a little pig with golden skin. The villagers took him for an auspicious creature and captured him, intending to burn him as a bride for the Dragon King.

Just as he was about to become roast suckling pig, a kindhearted person dropped from the sky and rescued him. The little pig excitedly opened his eyes, only to find that the more he looked at this person, the more familiar he seemed...

Bro, why do you look so much like my childhood friend Nan Xiuqi, who disappeared without a trace two years ago?

Nan Xiuqi gently held up the pig's head and said, "Qingyan, I've made some progress in my cultivation over the past two years. I've come to take you with me to cultivate immortality."

The little pig was stunned to learn this was a fantasy world. He was angry that this guy had left without a word back then, and awkwardly wanted to say, Who wants to go with you? I haven't even...

Then he heard Nan Xiuqi say, "Without establishing your foundation, you won't be able to take human form."

With his pig's head still on, the little pig cried out in shock, "Let's go, let's go! Right now!"

He'd thought that once he reached the cultivation world, he could finally lie flat and live a carefree life. But the so-called sect was just an upgraded version of a mountain village, with spiritual energy as thin as watered-down counterfeit liquor. And his childhood friend, who looked so clever, hadn't even caught sight of a Foundation Establishment Pill after two years of hard work.

The little pig, facing a lifetime with a pig's head, couldn't help but shed tears: Why does my life always go up, then down, down, down, down, down, down...

But there was always a way forward. The little pig wasn't an ordinary pig, but a divine beast called Dang Kang, the auspicious creature who governed the fertility of the land!

The Classic of Mountains and Seas says: "Its cries echo its own name; wherever it appears, the world enjoys a great harvest."

To turn back into a human, the little pig grabbed a hoe and was forced to begin a farmer's life, growing crops in the cultivation world.

Ordinary carrots from the mortal world? One wave of his little hoof, and he buried them in the soil, growing perfect spiritual plants.

Fancy fruit his childhood friend loved? He transplanted the whole plant, buried it in the soil, and grew an entire garden for him.

His friends couldn't beat the terrifying bees? He planted a forest of hallucinogenic flowers under the hive, got the bees all woozy on nectar, then carried off the honey and the entire hive...

Growing spiritual grain, raising bees, keeping ants, brewing spiritual wine... I'll farm while you forge artifacts, and the two of us will build a home together. The little pig and his childhood friend worked hard side by side, turning a barren mountain into a perfect home.

As life got better and better, turning human didn't seem so urgent anymore.

The little pig gazed at his reflection in the water, entranced: Look at this silky mane, these big, innocent, watery eyes, this round belly, and this clever little tail. Is there anyone in the world cuter than me?

"Tell me, am I the cutest, prettiest little pig in the whole world?" the little pig asked arrogantly, lounging in his childhood friend's arms.

His childhood friend dutifully brushed his fur. "Of course. Qingyan is the cutest, most innocent, prettiest, liveliest little pig in the world. Everyone will love you."

Watching the fur grow sleek and glossy beneath his hands, his childhood friend contentedly kissed the little pig's cheek. "But you can only stay by my side. No one can take you away."

The little pig nodded in satisfaction, too.

That's right. Life may always hit me hard, but this adorable little pig will win everyone's love with his own charm!

My fellow disciples at Mingxin Sect see me as their top mascot, lining up with snacks just to pet my fur. The evil boss in the dungeon sees me as the only companion in the world and would rather destroy the heavens and earth than let me leave. The second-generation top plushie fanatic in the cultivation world fell in love with me at first sight and begged and pleaded to take me as his disciple.

Because I am...

The number one piggy in the universe, super invincible, innocent, adorable, pretty, sweet, and loved by all! (Plants his hooves on his hips and confidently lifts his short neck.)

This story is super, super, super, super long. It's currently divided into two parts, and may be split into three in the future.

P.S. The little pig's talent is farming, so the story has lots of scenes about growing crops and other things. However, its main plot isn't about farming and stockpiling supplies. This part of the story focuses more on the adventures of the little pig and the little bird, and isn't a pure farming novel.

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Part Two is currently being updated.

Title: Farming and Cultivating Immortality with My Childhood Friend

Synopsis:

My master once told Kan Lejia that only when you establish your foundation have you truly set foot in the world of immortal cultivation.

Back then, Kan Lejia was only at the Qi Refining stage, a little golden pig unable to take human form. But seeing his master's solemn expression, he couldn't help but tuck in his short neck and hide his double chin just as solemnly. Together, they gazed toward the distant sky, wondering how cold and cruel the world would be when he finally entered the world of immortal cultivation for real.

Then the Myriad Flavors Fair ended. He finally succeeded in establishing his foundation, said goodbye to his master, and headed home with his childhood friend Nan Xiuqi. The moment he arrived, he was dealt a devastating blow: the home they'd poured their hearts into and worked so hard to build had been destroyed yet again!

Waaah!!!

The little pig clutched his head with trembling hooves and wailed. How cruel this cultivation world was! Just as cold and heartless as he'd imagined. I'm only a frail, pitiful, helpless little piggy, so why would you do this to me?

Then he discovered that the ants and bees he'd casually raised had undergone strange transformations, evolving into legendary divine beasts. Not only did they work diligently for free, producing honey for him, but even the rare Tai Sui fought to offer itself to him. They could brew divine wine potent enough to bewitch mighty Soul Transformation cultivators, or transform into elusive weapons of death, helping him easily eliminate powerful enemies several ranks above them.

The divine artifact site, where countless cultivators had perished, activated its consciousness and formed a killing array to slaughter everyone in its path. Yet somehow it fell into the little pig's bloodline trap, and could only obediently recognize him as its master, becoming his personal treasure. A master weapon refiner was willing to hand over ten top-grade magical artifacts just to get the spiritual fruit he'd casually planted. The number one alchemist under heaven brought a Heaven-tier pill and joined the long queue, all to ask for a jug of the wine he'd brewed...

At last, the little pig stopped trembling, swished his tail, and said to his childhood friend, "Actually, I think Master was worrying too much. The real cultivation world isn't all that cruel..."

A life like this, with a divine artifact in one hand, divine beasts as underlings, and a beautiful childhood friend as his Dao companion, is just too darn sweet!

His childhood friend smiled and scratched the little pig's round, chubby belly. "It's because Qingyan is amazing."

The little pig proudly curled his tail around his childhood friend's wrist. "You've got an amazing little pig for a Dao companion, so you're amazing too!"

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Core theme: Work hard at farming, and cultivate immortality one step at a time.