A hot-tempered, straightforward actor bottom x a sharp-tongued cat-clan girl top
This is a divorce reality show. The production team has invited three couples considering divorce to travel together for a month.
The divorce show has been running for six years. With divorce rates climbing in recent years, it's become a hot topic, but the eccentric guests have also drawn plenty of criticism.
Viewers are driven to the brink by the guests, pounding tables and chairs in anger and wishing they could reach through the screen to slap them all.
So, in addition to the divorcing couples and guest stars, the production team has invited two people to accompany the cast for the entire show for the first time. They aren't there to be relationship counselors or kindly mediators. They're there purely to help viewers blow off steam.
"I'm here to help you yell at people," Zuo Chi said with a cold laugh. Famous in the industry for his sharp tongue and blunt honesty, he'd been invited to co-host and stay with the crew throughout filming. "I'll say all the things you're too embarrassed to say."
The director hastily laughed it off. "It'll make you look impressive!"
Zuo Chi had been picking fights with the world since his debut, and filming variety shows was second nature to him.
Insulting people came just as easily.
It was a great gig: he could enjoy the gossip, yell at people, take in the sights, and earn a little pocket money without breaking a sweat.
At least, that's what Zuo Chi had thought.
Today was the first day of filming.
The makeup room was bustling.
Zuo Chi leaned against the sofa. At that moment, nobody knew there was a translucent panel in front of him.
A huge warning symbol flashed in the center of the panel.
"Reminder to Host: Your CP promotion value has dropped to zero. A penalty task is about to be triggered!"
Below the text was a 100-second countdown.
Zuo Chi remained perfectly calm.
He crossed his legs, stretched out one long leg, and snapped his fingers carelessly as he watched the person getting made up in the mirror: the CP partner linked to him by the System.
Ning Zhenran. The show's leader, and the partner the production team had assigned him so he wouldn't run out of people to roast.
Shoulder-length hair, delicate features, plump little lips, and innocent puppy-dog eyes.
What a pretty boy.
Zuo Chi rolled his eyes in disgust.
Promote a CP with this pretty boy?
A shudder ran through Zuo Chi. No way. Not in this lifetime.
(Used the wrong story for the upcoming release, so I'm salvaging an abandoned draft to fill a hole in my column.)
Theme: Eat well and sleep well
