My Ex Had Kittens and Asked Me to Raise Them

A ridiculously powerful but adorably clueless cat Alpha top x an irresistibly charming, teasing beauty of an Omega doctor bottom

Fluffy ABO, fake-widow story, both are virgins.

The cat top has a wild imagination, while the bottom is a little devious and loves teasing cats.

Neither of them explains the misunderstanding. Or rather... they seem to enjoy playing along with it... So later on, even when they both know it's a misunderstanding, neither really wants to clear things up. They're just a pair of drama queens...

Cover art thanks to Dou Ru Cha~

The Alpha top, Wu Rui, is a formidable little agent cat.

Five years ago, he was the base's most elite tabby cat, but he was surrounded by the villains and sacrificed himself.

Luckily, cats have many lives. After waiting in line for five years, he finally got his chance to come back to life.

The first thing he did after returning, of course, was go find the husband he'd been longing for.

His husband was also an agent, a stunning human Omega doctor.

But as soon as Wu Rui stepped into familiar territory, an old comrade blocked his way. "Wait, don't rush off to find him."

His comrade lowered his voice, his expression complicated. "After you died, your husband married another Alpha. You know that, right??"

Wu Rui's aura was still imposing, his gaze icy. "I know."

Wu Rui said calmly, "The Alpha he married afterward was a cat, too, and he was also killed in action."

Wu Rui: "Perfect. I'm alive now."

His comrade laughed awkwardly, then couldn't help raising his voice. "Buddy! You know he even had kids with that Alpha afterward, right??? Two of them."

Wu Rui's lips curled, as if he couldn't care less. "I know."

He patted his comrade on the shoulder, straightened his back, and announced with complete confidence, "Perfect. They're mine now, too."

He was certainly magnanimous.

To avoid disrupting Lin Ji's life, he stayed by Lin Ji's side under a false identity, helped him raise the kids, went on missions with him, and worked with him to unravel mysteries.

But when his rut arrived, the Alpha's cruel instincts made it impossible to keep up the mask of tolerance.

He pinned Lin Ji down. Like a predator with its prey, he caught a bit of skin on Lin Ji's jaw between his teeth, ravenous, and scraped it with his canines. "Have two for me, too, okay?"

Lin Ji listened, his legs still weak and unsteady as he pushed him away without strength. It made the Alpha a little angry. He drawled, "You'll have kids with someone else, but not with me?"

Wu Rui coaxed, "You had two with him. I want four, okay?"

Lin Ji was already dizzy from being steeped in Wu Rui's pheromones, but he still remembered his grievance and protested innocently, "But I haven't had kids for anyone, have I?"

In the living room, the two kittens slept curled up together.

The Alpha he loved had been killed in action five years ago.

Lin Ji was devastated, but, just like Wu Rui, he still went to the front lines to fight the villains. He found the two kittens back then. Their birth parents had been killed by the villains, and the kittens were supposed to be sent to an orphanage.

Looking at them reminded Lin Ji of Wu Rui, who had also been a little cat.

The more he looked at them, the less he could bear to send them away.

He could keep them by his side for comfort, at least.

Wu Rui was dead, anyway, and Lin Ji didn't want to marry again. He told people the two kittens were his own children.

He had initially wanted to say they were Wu Rui's posthumous children, but the villains feared Wu Rui. Lin Ji couldn't bear to imagine whether the kittens would be put in danger if the villains found out about them, so he had to claim they were the children of another cat who had died in action.

Until that day, when the figure he had wept over and mourned a thousand times appeared again, alive and well.

And he had been hiding right by Lin Ji's side all along!!

You! Absolute!!! Jerk!!!!

Did he have any idea how Lin Ji had survived all these years?

Wu Rui had finally been reborn, nervous and full of anticipation, and thought he'd done a pretty good job of acting.

But it seemed he had misunderstood something... He really thought Lin Ji had had these two kittens with another Alpha after he died.

Lin Ji: "..."

Lin Ji was furious. His fists clenched, and he really wanted to punch the jerk of an Alpha a few times. But looking at Wu Rui's adorably clueless expression, all dusty and gray, like a poor little stray cat who had just found his way home, Lin Ji realized he just couldn't bring himself to hit him.

You stupid cat!!!!!!

Lin Ji was angry. He kept a cold expression and let Wu Rui misunderstand, deliberately refusing to explain where the kittens had come from.

Let's see when this clueless cat figures it out.

Theme: Humans and fluffy companions finding their way to each other