I’ll Destroy the World with an SSR Card

Mo Ye is a foolish rich kid who got into a car accident on a highway and was dragged off to work in an anime world. His goal: destroy the world.

The good news: he's an epic-level lucky player, and every card he draws at random is an SSR with a golden glow.

The bad news: he's terrible at playing. So far, he hasn't even made it out of the beginner's village.

But he doesn't think it's his fault. What kind of decent person puts the founder of Sun Breathing, the Transcendent, and the strongest Six Eyes in the beginner's village?

It's not that he doesn't want to win, okay?!

Answer me!

Look in my eyes!

Why, baby, why!

The System, which hasn't received a cent in wages because they still haven't made it out of the beginner's village: ...

System: Why don't you mention that the beginner's village bosses aren't even the real deal? You're holding a Creator God card with absurd stats, and you're telling me you can't beat copies that don't even have thirty percent of the originals' power?! Keep whining, will you?!

Mo Ye: Well, like I said, I'm just bad at this.

Later, after clearing the game by exploiting a bug, Mo Ye excitedly throws himself into his official work, insisting on pretending to be a seasoned player.

In the Jujutsu Kaisen world, instead of picking the stat monster [Bleach], he refuses to let go of [Plague Doctor], saying that cheating is no fun.

Mo Ye: He's actually really strong, too. His base stats are maxed out.

System: ...

Mo Ye: And his looks scream final boss.

System: ...

Mo Ye: He's a top-tier character everyone would want to have.

System: ...

Mo Ye: And that cane weapon is so cool...

System: Even if he's great, he's still a healer! A pure healer! A pure-blooded healer whose basic attacks restore health!

In the end, the world isn't destroyed. Somehow, Mo Ye accidentally ruins a bunch of people's chances of survival and gets awarded the title [Pure Black on the Outside, Purest White on the Inside].

In the Demon Slayer world, he immediately locks in [Servant of the Sun God]. The System, who was about to give him the vampire progenitor [Dracula], can only laugh in exasperation.

System: Why are you doing this again? Hm?

Mo Ye: [Dracula] doesn't sound as cool as [Servant of the Sun God].

System: Do you even know he's a support? He's great at buffing attacks and increasing damage, and has a bunch of mechanics to protect the carry.

Mo Ye: Sounds really strong!

System: He doesn't do damage! Did you hear me? He doesn't do damage!

System: Damn it, once you get in there, find a partner, infiltrate the heroes' organization, and help your partner destroy the world. Got it?

Mo Ye: Got it.

As soon as he enters the world, he mistakes someone for someone else and cheerfully runs off with the Demon Slayer Corps. Then he infiltrates the Demon King Muzan's ranks and stabs him in the back, killing Muzan.

It isn't until just before he leaves that he finds out what it means that the founder of Sun Breathing is a member of the Demon Slayer Corps. Wasn't he supposed to be a beginner's village boss...? Are you people even the villains?!

In the Bungo Stray Dogs world, right after drawing his card, he's pinned down and forced to equip the absolute stat monster [Black Hole]. All he can do is stare longingly at the conceptual god card [The Angry Man] beside him.

System: Stop staring, will you? You can't even make sense of stats. Why are you looking at a mechanics card?

Like an old mother, the System nags on and on: When you start, don't think about anything. Just develop in secret. Once you're strong enough, wipe out the whole world in one go. Don't use your brain, okay? Whatever you do, don't think. I'm begging you.

Mo Ye: Got it. I just have to act like an idiot!

System: ...You don't actually have to act.

As soon as he enters the world, Mo Ye spends the whole night eating all the trash in Yokohama. A homeless man sells him to the Port Mafia as an idiot who eats garbage. Along the way, he inexplicably eats a bunch of people who were about to get killed off, and in the end, his greed gets the better of him before he's fully developed. He swallows an out-of-control Transcendent and explodes.

Looking at the pile of negative scores and base pay brought back by his hopeless employee, the System is so desperate it almost laughs. This is so damn miserable!

Where on earth did they find this idiot?!

Theme: Save the world with love.