A Healing Jellyfish Saves Dark-Hearted Characters Online

Lailuo is a jellyfish born from the dark side of the world, usually feeding on the negative emotions and states of other species. Put simply, the darker someone's personality, the more he enjoys eating. The more their mental state falls apart, the more delicious they are. The worse their physical condition, the fuller he gets. The good news: On Earth, he has plenty to eat. The bad news: He was thrown into heaven as soon as he was born. That radiant, sacred place starved Lailuo from half a person's height down to the size of a fist. After finally finding a chance to escape back to Earth, he saw someone pitch-black, broken, and full of despair, lying in front of him and one breath away from death. Holy crap! An entire feast! For Lailuo, who'd been starving since birth, this was an irresistible delicacy beyond compare. Without a second thought, he pounced, latched onto the person, and started sucking. A certain fox cult leader, who had already been waiting to die, felt a sudden, overwhelming comfort seep through his body, accompanied by a voice chattering incessantly in his ear. "Bro, slurp, you smell so good, bro, slurp, I'm so lucky, slurp, delicious, slurp, slurp, waaah, so good, slurp, waaah!" The fox cult leader: ? And so Lailuo was taken home by this enormous food storehouse, with room and board included. Waaah, he's so nice, waaah... The Star Religious Group gained a new service: spiritual cleansing. Everyone who received it felt their soul and body had been uplifted. Five-star reviews all around, with everyone saying they'd come back! Lailuo thought he was already perfectly content: plenty to eat and drink, a home on the back of a huge food storehouse, and the occasional curse to spice up his diet. That was until he saw a certain black sludge covered in bandages, a certain six-eyed man who offered to catch talking special-grade snacks for him, a certain kind Russian, a certain exhausted adult office worker, and a certain... Wiping away his drool, Lailuo explained to his enormous food storehouse. "Slurp, I'm just going after my happy life, slurp. Don't miss me! Slurp!" A cute, beloved-by-all story! Geto is the dad! [Coming Soon] I Used N-Rank Cards to Conquer the World Congratulations, you are dead. Now you must enter anime worlds and complete some conquest missions. Sorry, you don't have the right to refuse. Before each mission begins, draw a character card. Good luck. "Congratulations, Host, you got an N-rank character!" xN System: ^v^ Kalian: … It's fine, it's fine! -- [N-rank: An esper controlled by their ability] "When I'm no longer myself, please kill me." "Then forget me." "As if I had never existed." The red-haired man held his beloved in his arms. His hat lay on the ground. He looked up at the gloomy sky and forced a few words from his throat. "You're always so reckless, but don't you think you've gone too far this time?" [N-rank: A lovesick ghost who longs for affection] "Please love me. I beg you." "Why? Why can't I feel your love? Don't you love me? Why?!" "I'll die without your love." As usual, he pushed open the door. His lover, who should still have been asleep, was standing by the window. Beneath the blazing sun outside, the young man turned and smiled at him. The brilliant sunlight made his face glow, then began to burn him. He rushed over, but the flames were faster. He held the ashes in his arms. At last, the expressionless face began to change, contorting with pain. I never stopped loving you. Every moment, I poured my love into you. Why did you still leave me? [N-rank: Imaginary partner] "Nanami?" His lover seemed surprised to see him there. He froze for a moment, then smiled warmly as always. But the crowd around them, ignoring him completely, made it plain: the lover he had imagined wasn't real. He fell silent for a long time. Only when his lover began to fade away did he seem to wake up. Under the strange looks of the crowd, he embraced the young man. The young man who was "dying" remained calm, just as he had been in all the days they'd spent together. His lover reached out and touched his cheek, his voice growing more and more unreal. "At least to you, I really existed, didn't I?" [N-rank: An illusion that exists only in dreams] "You're the only anchor I have to tell dreams from reality." [N-rank: A puppet songstress who lost her voice] "I only want to hear your voice." Kalian opened the card-drawing screen again, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and began to draw. System: Host, this time you got another N-rank card. He turned without a word and walked into the next world. Shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. Tch. Theme: Strive to make the world a better place