How a Healing Kitty Conquered the World

Bai Quan got his hands on a city cat simulator, a game where you play as a kitten exploring the city, surviving, and collecting achievements. But he wasn’t familiar with the controls from the start, and a meteor came flying straight at him. If he hadn’t been saved by a dark-skinned, blue-haired guy who could catch a meteor with his bare hands, he would’ve ended up as a pancake of cat goo. After surviving, Bai Quan angrily opened the complaints page. “Is this supposed to be a normal city?!” “What do you mean, those flaming meteors are actually basketballs?!” “What do you mean, that battlefield where people are fighting with superpowers is actually a junior tennis match?!” “Oh, so going to these places unlocks achievements? Well, that’s... not fine at all! If you want the cat dead, just say so!” “I don’t care! How’s a cat supposed to survive in a place this dangerous? I want a refund!!” “Unless... unless you give me some cheats.” [Passive: Healing Kitty] [Effect: Approaching or touching someone clears negative conditions (mental/physical) and increases happiness] Aomine got robbed again. A tiny, fluffy “robber” was trying to dunk while dribbling, though it looked more like he was biting the basketball. He reached out and rubbed the furry little head. “You really are a dumb cat. Give it up, you can’t do it.” The little black cat solemnly pushed his hand away with its paw. “Meow meow meow!”, Mind your own business! This is cat stuff! [Passive effect activated] Aomine: … A strange feeling rose in him once again. With a blob of liquid cat perched on his head, he leaped high and dunked. Prerequisite achievement unlocked: [Leap! Kitty Dunk!] “…I should get to practice.” Tezuka checked the time. Lately, this little black cat that kept barging in had been disrupting his schedule. Its soft ears twitched. Tucked into Tezuka’s arms, the cat curled up with its little paws and swished its tail back and forth, eyes narrowed as if fast asleep. Cats don’t understand. Cats need sleep. [Passive effect activated] Tezuka sighed, not daring to move, without noticing that his injured arm seemed to be healing. Achievement unlocked: [Witnessed by a Cat! Back at the Top!] “You’re here again today.” The little black cat, who often snuck into the hospital room, jumped onto his bed and started yowling as soon as its squishy paw pads landed on his arm. “Meow meow meow”, The cat is hungry! The cat wants food! Yukimura smiled and fed it the treats he’d prepared in advance. [Passive effect activated] For some reason, his recent checkup results had all been looking great. Achievement unlocked: [The Cat and the Child of God] … The little black cat licked its paw, yawned, and looked over at the boy playing volleyball nearby. More achievements are waiting for the cat. Get ready to bow before its paws!!! Reader’s guide: 1. Kitties are the cutest, and everyone loves them! 2. Regrets will be made up for. 3. A sports anime crossover: Kuroko’s Basketball, The Prince of Tennis, and Haikyu!! Theme: The world is full of love!