The Healing Class Is Still Way Too Overpowered in Sports Anime

Xichuan Ling bought the most advanced full-dive game and chose the healer class before entering. But without knowing how, he transmigrated into a sports anime.

[Main Quest 1: Join a sports club and become its team medic]

The player had already raised a weapon to smash some monsters when he looked out at the modern city and let out a piercing scream.

Where the heck have I ended up? Is this even still China?

Thinking he'd messed up by downloading the wrong mod, the player ignored the main quest and tried to grind monsters for experience. That same day, he was hauled off to the police station and locked up for several days for assault.

[Player earned the achievement: Outlaw]

Player: ...This is still a modern society governed by the rule of law? Damn it!

To avoid the main quest, which had an absurdly long list of prerequisites, he chose to hop the school wall and try to force the sports club president to let him become the team medic.

Glasses-wearing NPC: That kind of request...

Player: Speed it up, skip, skip. What are you mumbling about? Let me be the team medic.

Glasses-wearing NPC: Just where are you...

Player: Skip, skip. Let me be the team medic.

Glasses-wearing NPC: ...Get him out of here!

In his desperation, the player chose [Option C: How about a fun game of tennis?]

Catlike NPC: Great! Come on, I'm the best tennis player in our school!

Good news: the player was amazed to find that special battles granted experience.

Bad news: the player had forgotten to set up the combat controls.

So the player spun around on his hands on the ground, doing a Thomas flare. When he stood up, he suddenly dropped his tennis racket, pulled out a book with a white cover, and began passionately reciting poetry at his opponent.

Player: Oh! What a beautiful sky! Oh! What a passionate sport!

Then he watched helplessly as [HP +20] popped up over his opponent's head.

NPC: ?

After going through untold hardships to finally unlock the main quest, the player could at last take special class quests.

[Skill material: Treat patients x50]

So the player started chasing NPCs around and forcing them to accept treatment. This included, but was not limited to:

- Standing by someone's bed in the middle of the night to ask if he was tired and wanted an exclusive massage

- Rushing over when someone accidentally bit his tongue, prying his mouth open, and asking if he wanted special treatment

- Sneaking up beside someone resting after a workout, leaning close to his ear, and asking if he wanted to feel good

After wreaking havoc on the club members at his own school, he started unlocking new maps everywhere.

Player: Who cares about rival schools or other sports? All I care about is upgrade materials!

[Player earned the achievement: A Slightly Unhinged Saint of Kindness]

Later, to get the upgrade materials for his ultimate special skill, he started frantically giving gifts to every NPC, including [Stolen soda x1], [Stolen soda x2], and [Broken soda vending machine x1].

In the end, the System locked him in a cell for suspected score farming. The moment he was released, an NPC confronted him and asked what his relationship was with all the others.

Player: Oh-ho, there's a darkening route too?

Reading Guide:

1. Fourth Disaster, goofy player.

2. Heals people nonstop with healing magic in a sports anime.

3. Wish-fulfillment story, no brains required.

4. Everyone has a one-sided crush.