Hello, I'm Here to Work

The protagonist is a fresh graduate. From the moment he started paying into social insurance, he felt that he was different, a new species. He swore to become a species unlike those foolish college students: a mature, cool-headed, reliable working adult who would make everyone marvel, "Wow, what an adult!"

The protagonist is bound to the One Divine Move, Five Disastrous Moves System.

The System tells him it's here to help him mature and work. With it, he can be a god among newcomers, completing his work maturely and perfectly, earning the admiration of his colleagues, his boss's approval, and everyone's praise.

But the System has a slight limitation. As its name suggests, it's the One Divine Move, Five Disastrous Moves System. The protagonist has to make five disastrous moves before he gets one divine move.

Like when the protagonist goes to pour coffee for his boss and spills it all over him; when he's sent to pick up his boss's business partner but brings the boss's enemy instead; or when he goes onto the battlefield to fight the enemy and, with extreme care and focus, steps on every one of his comrades' shoes. After five disasters like these, he finally gets one chance at a divine move.

At last, the protagonist's boss can't take any more of his antics.

Boss: I'm absolutely firing this guy!

Then the organization suddenly finds itself in crisis, with no one else available. Just as it's about to fall, the protagonist, who always seems stupid and sleepwalks through work, sleepwalks past, steps on a banana peel, and falls. As he goes down, his foot happens to kick a soccer ball from who knows where, sending it flying straight into the muzzle of an enemy sniper's rifle, right when everyone else is helplessly locked in a tense standoff.

Protagonist: (Panda head, hands tucked into sleeves) (Sleepwalking past) (What the hell, why did I fall?) (Problem solved)

Everyone: .

Boss: .

The boss keeps the protagonist on.

After that, everyone realizes the protagonist has a knack for one divine move after five disastrous ones. They are tormented by him, suffer because of him, and want to strangle him, but he always manages to bring them a miraculous reversal at the crucial moment.

Everyone stares fixedly at the protagonist: They love him and hate him, trust him and don't trust him.

Protagonist: (Completely oblivious)

Protagonist: (Sighs) Damn, I'm working so hard today, too. (Spills coffee on his boss) (Slips on the coffee puddle and knocks into a colleague) (The colleague falls, taking a whole group down with them) (The falling group steps on a power cable) (A chain of disasters, like dominoes) (When the fifth disaster happens.)

The protagonist gets up and dusts himself off. An accident causes the whole company to lose power, and everyone who was about to be electrocuted is suddenly safe.

Everyone: (Heart pounding) (Gasping after coming within inches of death)

Protagonist: Damn, I'm working so hard today, too!

Everyone: .

A lighthearted slice-of-life story. The protagonist has a hopeful future.

Same protagonist series: High-Risk Set, but College Student Intern

Theme: Being alive is already a victory