I Ascended to Immortality with a Useless Character Sheet

Yun Xi was reborn inside a coffin, and before she even got a character card, she was already giving birth!

She gave birth to a little monster who killed without blinking and ate people without adding salt.

Her monster son, whose father was unknown, made her a notorious wicked consort throughout Cangqiong City.

She was determined to tame beasts and ascend to immortality, but she didn't get a single hair. Instead, she was locked in the immortal prison three hundred times.

So, after she got out yet again, her monster son presented her with a freshly caught high-tier demon beast and said with a smile, "Mother, what other rare and exotic beasts do you want? I'll bring them all to you!"

Yun Xi boldly pointed at the beasts on the Cangqiong Divine Beast chart. "This one, this one, and that one, too. Only children are asked to choose. Of course I want them all."

Among the countless students of Cangqiong Hall, Yun Xi alone commanded countless beasts and ranked first among summoners, making even the Crown Prince feel ashamed of himself.

Just then, Cangqiong Hall's annual Heroes' Gathering arrived, where the top experts from the three academies would be selected to help humanity fight the demons and keep the myriad realms at peace.

Yun Xi commanded ten thousand beasts with ease, pulling out one flashy move after another.

To win, she not only took an unconventional path and left everyone in the dust, she even ran her sword through the chest of her child's father...

Wait, her child's father?

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The scumbag father clutched his chest. "I didn't know our people got pregnant from a kiss!"

Monster son: "Oh my god, I can't believe Mother has been through a whole garden of flowers and is still single!"

Onlookers: "Is it a sickness to keep getting showered with affection by this divine couple every day and never get tired of it?"

Yun Xi: "...Who is a divine couple with him? I haven't even pulled out my sword yet."

☆ Useless Black Lotus x Scheming, Stone-Cold Straight Man ☆

★ Fantasy heroine powerhouse + beast-taming mad consort + powerful team-up + the whole family gets their comeuppance ★

Theme: Even if you start from the start inside a coffin, you can still become the master of all beasts