HIRO HERO

Seven-year-old Jing Guang announced to his whole family: I have gained superpowers.

Inspired by Matin Matin, his superpower changes every so often.

1.

Jing Guang: I have gained superpowers.

Dad: All right, Jing Guang, Mom will scold you for standing on the sofa.

Jing Guang: Then Dad can join me, and so can Big Brother.

Mom: The three of you are standing on the sofa. Are you pretending to be garlic, or pretending to be scallions?

Gao Ming: Jing Guang learned hypnosis, Mom. Dad and I can't resist him.

When the furious knocking sounded at the door, Jing Guang knew

It was time to pretend to be garlic. No, it was time for him to make his entrance.

2.

Jing Guang: I'm going to Tokyo. There's a child being bullied there.

Dad: X-ray vision?

Gao Ming: The foundation of great endeavors is putting people first.

Mom: Your brother's pretending to be a little grown-up again.

3.

Jing Guang: Where is this?

Kenji: Who are you?

Matsuda: Hey, this guy just teleported in, right? Is he a robot?

Kenji: Little Matsuda, put down that wrench!

Rei: Where's the childhood friend I had just a second ago?

4.

Jing Guang: This is my seventh time experiencing November 7.

Rei: I believe you.

Jing Guang: Mm, you've said the same thing seven times.

Rei: This power is pretty useless, though...

In the distance, they spotted a tall building exploding.

Rei: I take that back.

5.

Jing Guang: Anyway, I didn't die.

Rei: Then why are you walking through walls?

Jing Guang: That's not important. Right now, we need to bring back my corpse

Rei: (glares)

Jing Guang: My body, which has temporarily lost the ability to act of its own accord.

6.

Jing Guang: Did I teleport again?

Bourbon: ...

Theme: Love is the greatest superpower.