Tianjin Is Too Complicated

(Cute short story, the full text is in the archive, it will be opened after 300 collections) From bgm: Thump thump thump thump thump → thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump. When I came to Tianjin Wei, I didn't learn anything. Learn from a rival and call him brother. Copywriting Old Tianjin people have such a folk custom. So what? It's called Shuanwawa. It is said that in order to beg for a child, the couple went to the Temple of the Queen of Heaven to tie a clay doll and take care of it at home. When their own child was born, the child had to recognize the clay doll as his big brother. For this reason, although Chi Deshui is the only son in the family, he is the second in the family. He is called Brother Niwawa, while others have to call him Brother Chi. In his senior year of high school, Chi Deshui had some trouble with Guo Linchuan, the leader of his class, and they became bitter enemies. Chi Deshui disliked the fact that Guo Linchuan had such a handsome and cold face every day, pretending to be cold and cool, it was just pretending! Guo Linchuan disliked him for acting like a charlatan every day and not having a proper appearance. He was always talking about cross talk and just answering questions. He was just playing tricks! Unexpectedly, one day, Chi Deshui came home from school and was about to take a shower. He kicked off his slippers angrily, took off his pants and cursed at his baby brother. "Brother, let me tell you, Guo Linchuan is showing off in class again today, talking about math problems like that. Well, Newton has to change his name to beef in front of him, how can he be such a talker!" Brother Doll listened quietly to his scolding Guo Linchuan. At the end of the scolding, it suddenly spoke. "Chi Er, I can hear you." Brother Doll said, "Also, if you put on your underwear first, I can also see it." Chi Deshui let out a scream and was so frightened that he passed away three times. Only when he finally woke up did he realize that Guo Linchuan actually felt the same way as his clay doll brother! ​So now there is a problem. Cinema can think of it! Now he has to call his nemesis brother Changgege short every day! What are you doing! What are you doing! What are you doing! At the foot of Jiuhe River is Tianjinwei, with three pontoon bridges and two passes. The world of Tianjin Wei is still too complicated! The copy is scheduled for May 25, 2025, UK time. Screenshots have been taken and wx has been stored. Please do not disturb. Purpose: Respect folk customs