[Classics Crossover] Dream Girl Wish Granter

Yu Linling spent half her life fighting in the wuxia division of the Wish Fulfillment Company. As retirement approached, she decided to transfer to a more leisurely department for her golden years: the Dream Girl Wish Fulfillment Division.

Put simply, they help clients pursue their dream men and play matchmaker across the Myriad Worlds.

Yu Linling thought these assignments would be a piece of cake. After all, the company gave clients peerlessly beautiful bodies, and let them choose their identities freely. She planned to lie flat.

Who knew that one bizarre client and outrageous request after another would leave her facing one humiliation after the next!

First world: Water Margin

Client: I like Wu Song. I want to date him, watch the snow and the moon with him, and talk about everything from poetry to the philosophy of life!

Yu Linling: ??? Date who? The pilgrim Wu Song, "Demon-slayer from Heaven, God of Calamity among Men"?

Second world: Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Client: I have a few targets. I like Lu Bu, Zhao Yun, and Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu, Sun Ce, and Guo Fengxiao, Zhang Liao, Xun Yu, and Guan Yunchang.

Yu Linling: ...At least pick someone from the same side. Winning a war is a lot of work!

Third world: Journey to the West

Client: You know the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, right? I'm a huge fan of Brother Monkey. I want to go on the Journey to the West with him! With me around, that bald monk won't dare bully my idol!

Yu Linling: How about we go study at Mount Lingtai Fangcun first?

Fourth world: Investiture of the Gods

Client: The Three Pure Ones. I want all of them.

Yu Linling: Leaving aside whether that request is a bit much, choosing an incarnation of Pangu as your starting identity isn't impossible, but could you at least pick a better body part? Venus's original model? How is that even acceptable!!!

Years later, Yu Linling became the employee with a 100% mission completion rate in the Dream Girl Wish Fulfillment Division. When the System asked her to share her experience with the newcomers, Yu Linling sighed, utterly exhausted:

"As long as you can take down the whole world, there's no man you can't win over."

#If you can't win him over, just force him

#Men are only fit to be possessed by bandits

#If that's how it is, I might as well flip the table

A silly, chaotic story about tormenting characters. Inspired by Myriad Worlds Wish Fulfillment Master.

The female lead has a personal collection.

Theme: The road to success is full of twists and turns. We must persevere and face challenges head-on.