The Wasteland's Only Moonlight

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Completed novel with the same protagonist: The Lazy Fish Awakened SSS-Rank Soothing Powers [Human Tranquilizer Beauty Bottom x Jealous, Sinister, Violent Evil God Top]. Overnight, the young man who only wanted to lie flat became the focus of the entire world.

This is a modern wasteland invaded by the uncanny. Pollution has chewed civilization into scraps, and humanity can only huddle in its last fortress and cling to life.

Until one day, a passerby appeared.

He shouted strange words like "affection" and "achievements" as he went alone into an A-rank contaminated zone. Just three minutes later, he emerged carrying the refugees, completely unharmed.

He tamed an ancient god. The former ruler of the old days, now named "Dumb Dog," was as docile as a house pet and had even learned to fetch his shoes.

He pioneered the method of "fighting Cthulhu with dialectics," making it the survival rule of a new era.

Most impressive of all, he built a nation that was absolutely safe.

In just three short months, his name resounded across the world. At a young age, he became the Alliance's Chief Executive Officer, and his name was engraved on the Monument to Glorious Heroes, where he was admired by countless people. He had the world's attention.

People hailed him as the "Savior" and willingly knelt at his feet, gazing at him with intense, clinging obsession and desire.

Then, he suddenly disappeared.

The world went mad searching for him.

*Everyone's favorite / tentacled nonhuman / satisfying power fantasy / fourth-dimensional disaster / livestream / bullet comments

*Beautiful, fastidious queen bottom x carnivorous, gloomy, clingy tentacle-dog top

*The bottom has a one-sided crush on him, HE, 1v1

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Next novel: The Lazy Fish Awakened SSS-Rank Soothing Powers (same protagonist and CP as this novel, parallel world, completed and ready to publish)

[Easygoing and composed, Human Tranquilizer Beauty Bottom x Jealous, Sinister, Violent, Convinced the Whole World Is His Rival, Evil God Top Who Pursues Him into the Real World and Finally Gets to Hold Him]

Lu Zixian was the fake young master kicked out by a wealthy family. His greatest wish was to return to the countryside and lie flat like a lazy fish.

He did it.

The granny at the village entrance floated on her roof to sunbathe, crops in the fields grew strange tentacles, and Old Wang next door turned into a werewolf at midnight.

He pretended not to notice any of it.

As long as it didn't keep him from sleeping, he didn't care what happened to the world.

Until one day, an out-of-control S-rank pollution beast charged into his yard.

At last, Lu Zixian lost his patience and grabbed a broom. "What are you howling for? Do you know you're disturbing the neighbors? Go squat in that corner and count to a hundred."

The pollution beast froze.

Then, when agents from the Containment Bureau came rushing over, they saw...

The high-risk source of contamination on the S-rank wanted list, obediently squatting in the corner and pawing at pebbles, one by one.

Meanwhile, Lu Zixian was sleeping soundly in a rocking chair nearby.

Dozens of fully armed agents: ???

When Lu Zixian's test results came in, the entire Containment Bureau fell silent for a full three minutes.

[Clairvoyance level: SSS+]

[Ability: Possibly the only human alive capable of calming anomalies]

[Value: Incalculable]

Overnight, the young man who only wanted to lie flat became the focus of the entire world.

The radicals wanted to study him, the conservatives wanted to protect him, and the monsters that had once inspired terror began lining up outside his yard of their own accord, waiting for him to "comfort" them.

The head of the Containment Bureau came to his door in person. "Mr. Lu, please, you absolutely have to come work for us! I'm begging you!"

Lu Zixian: ...

I came back to the countryside to sort out a property deed. How did I end up becoming the Savior?

He didn't know that the source of it all lay three years in the past.

In the game he had casually abandoned, a "person" had waited for him for three thousand years, moving from anger to confusion, and then to madness.

It tore through dimensions and invaded reality, letting monsters run rampant, all to find the lover who had "disappeared after making a contract."

It found him.

When that sinister, violent Evil God stood before Lu Zixian, everyone thought the apocalypse had arrived.

Lu Zixian looked at it and held out half a watermelon. "...Want some?"

Then the whole world saw...

The mad being that could make the world tremble silently accepted the watermelon, squatted beside Lu Zixian's rocking chair, and ate it one bite at a time.

Later, two sayings spread through the new world:

First: Don't provoke Lu Zixian. He's the world's only "Redeemer," the beloved whom the monsters willingly follow.

Second: Above all, don't approach Lu Zixian when it's around.

Because the one behind him really will get so jealous... that it'll destroy the world.

Next novel: I Kept Faking My Death and Drove Gojo Crazy

After dying, Amamiya Ren was reincarnated into Jujutsu Kaisen and bound to a System. Completing missions would let him come back to life.

[An Unknown God Vanishing in Fireworks]

Amamiya Ren became a roadside land god. When young Gojo Satoru was surrounded, he took the fatal blow meant for him.

His white hair was stained a glaring red.

He lowered his head. His crumbling form was reflected in those Six Eyes, while the six-year-old clutched the hem of his blood-soaked clothes, trembling all over.

"Didn't you promise you'd stay with me forever?"

Amamiya Ren opened his mouth. Just before he vanished completely, his tears mingled with the rain.

For the first time, Gojo Satoru learned that even gods could die.

[The Burning Teacher at Jujutsu High]

On the day Amamiya Ren joined Jujutsu High, Gojo Satoru leaned against the hallway railing and glanced lazily at him. "The new guy? You look weak. I doubt you'll last three months."

He smiled and replied, "I'll take that as a good omen."

The instant a curse user set off an explosive trap, he didn't hesitate. He used his body to shove Gojo Satoru out of the blast radius.

The flames swallowed him, but he was still smiling. "Gojo is... indispensable, after all."

Gojo Satoru picked up the charred ID badge from the ruins and held it in his palm. For a very long time, he didn't let go.

Suguru Geto sighed beside him. "He'd only been working here for three months..."

[The Last Window]

The day the sealing descended, Amamiya Ren stood at the outermost perimeter in his Window uniform.

He was an ordinary person with no cursed technique. He had simply arrived three minutes before everyone else.

Yet with both arms torn off, he used his shoulder and teeth to hold down the curse's foreleg, refusing to let it advance another step.

Gojo Satoru emerged from the seal, only to see this scene...

A Window member whose name no one would remember, ribs thrusting out of his chest, leaned against the wall and lifted his eyes with the last of his strength.

His eyes were already unfocused, but he was still smiling. "Mr. Gojo... welcome back..."

Gojo Satoru reached out, wanting to touch that bloodstained face. His fingers trembled slightly.

"What's your name?"

But the other man had already stopped breathing.

Amamiya Ren had finally completed every mission.

He sighed in satisfaction and stretched his stiff neck, ready to retire after a job well done...

Someone suddenly seized his wrist from behind.

The white-haired man who always wore a smile now stood behind him, fingers tightening one by one, gripping so hard he seemed ready to crush bone.

The Six Eyes, as if full of shattered glass, fixed on Amamiya Ren, their darkness bottomless.

It was the frenzied, obsessive desperation of a drowning man clutching at his last lifeline.

"Got you."

The words were ground out between clenched teeth, one at a time.

"This time..."

The man bent down and wrapped him in his arms, as if locking him in a cage from which he could never escape.

"I won't let you leave me behind."

"I swear."

*CP: Gojo Satoru, 1v1, heavily altered original plot, everyone survives IF, HE

*Secret identity / adored by all / redemption / beautiful and tragic / beloved white moonlight

Coming soon: I Failed to Fake My Death After Trashing Nine Gods

Lu Zinian had just gotten into graduate school when he was reincarnated as an incubus. His skin felt as if it had developed a thirst disorder, and a newly grown, pink tail traced graceful arcs in the air behind him. The unbearable itch made it seem like his body was constantly craving some kind of nourishment.

[See that handsome guy up ahead? He's the God of Light, hailed as the beacon of humanity.]

[Sleep with him and your symptoms will ease~]

Lu Zinian, a severe social anxiety sufferer: But I'm just an ordinary straight guy.

[The Host just needs to sleep with nine people to go home!]

Lu Zinian thought of the graduate degree he had worked so hard to earn, gritted his teeth, and charged ahead!

From then on, the beautiful incubus seduced the sacred God of Light into forbidden pleasures, only to be tightly imprisoned in his arms, crying and gasping without end.

He also willingly warmed the bed in the Dark Sanctuary, only to be tormented by the short-tempered Demon God until he was utterly wrecked.

At the same time, he had to flirt with the reserved, aloof Elf Chieftain and stir his repressed desire; tempt the dangerous, wicked Vampire King into falling for him; and handle the Emperor of the Merfolk, the Lord of the Undead... and other transcendent gods beyond human comprehension. Lu Zinian had them all wrapped around his finger.

But after Lu Zinian slept with the last one, the System that had promised to help him fake his death and escape suddenly vanished. Instead, all nine gods discovered that he'd been juggling them all without missing a beat.

The normally proud, noble gods, as radiant as moonlight, were so furious that they seemed to split apart at the seams.

"Wasn't I good enough to you?"

Lu Zinian, trembling in the middle of the love rivalry: weak and pitiful, but bold enough to seduce them and run.

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After Lu Zinian disappeared, the nine gods went mad.

They turned dark and deranged, searched the entire world for their lover without success, then made the most sacred vows in the most bitter terms...

If he returned, they would lock him in a carefully prepared little black room, fill him with their essence, satisfy his desires, and keep him entwined with them all night long.

Forever.

Bonus scene:

In the darkness, a powerful wave of masculine pheromones swept over him. The aura of the highest gods tempted the incubus into a forced pregnancy period, and nine scorching, greedy gazes locked sharply onto Lu Zinian.

The sound of water in the room grew louder and louder.

*Straight male everyone-favorite incubus bottom with a skin-thirst disorder x various once-noble and elegant, now deranged, corrupted, gloomy tops

*Rivalry for the bottom, powerful men lowering their heads, doting on the bottom

*The bottom has a full quiver of one-sided crushes, 1vN

Check out my completed novels in the author's collection!

The Pretty Boy Was Bullied to Tears by a Gloomy Tentacle Monster; He's the Only Soothing Agent for the Heterogeneous; The Most Hated Man Was Forced to Make His Love Rival Fall for Him

Completed short bedtime reads!

Saving Everyone's Favorite; My Aloof Boss Turned Out to Be a Cross-Dresser

Coming soon: The Six-Eyes Sorcerer's Traditionalist Husband Decides to Stop Pretending

The traditionalist, conservative Gojo family forced a "gentle and obedient" husband on Gojo Satoru.

He was supposedly a "flower who understood his heart," carefully selected by the main family for his gentleness, kindness, respectfulness, and humility, all so he could rein in the unruly temper of the Six-Eyes Sorcerer.

After all, in other people's eyes, this husband spoke softly, blushed at the slightest thing, and seemed as harmless as a parasitic vine.

But one day, the remnants of a Special Grade curse blotted out the moon. Deep in the ruins, Gojo Satoru saw his family's "poor little thing."

Blood from the curse still dripped from his fingertips. His normally gentle brows and eyes held nothing but cold weariness, and beneath his feet lay the curse's head, still staring with unclosed eyes.

Their gazes met. There was no panic, no explanation.

Gojo Satoru suddenly smiled.

All the irritation stirred up by his family's arrangements turned in that instant into excitement that made his very soul tremble.

"Can't keep pretending?"

He stepped closer, his voice more cheerful than ever. His pale blue eyes glittered with the eager interest of a hunter who had found his prey.

"Good. I won't pretend either. I like them unruly."

*The protagonist bottom: a beautiful ornament who seems gentle, considerate, and devoted to his husband, but is actually the nightmare of cursed spirits and the "one" feared by all factions

*CP: Gojo Satoru, 1v1, HE. They are a "fake married couple" each with their own agenda, respectful and affectionate on the surface but constantly testing each other underneath. They think they're only acting, but genuine feelings get mixed in

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