I Dumped Nine Gods, Then Failed to Fake My Death

Lu Zinian had just passed his postgraduate entrance exam when he transmigrated into the body of an incubus. His skin felt as if it were afflicted with an insatiable thirst, and a new, delicate pink tail swayed behind him in a bewitching arc, unbearably itchy, as if it were constantly craving some kind of nourishment.

[See that handsome guy up ahead? He's the God of Light, hailed as the light of humanity.]

[Sleep with him and your symptoms will ease~]

Severely asocial Lu Zinian: But I'm just an ordinary straight guy...

[As long as the Host sleeps with nine people, you can go home!]

Thinking of the postgraduate degree he'd worked so hard to earn, Lu Zinian gritted his teeth. Here goes!

From then on, the beautiful incubus seduced the holy God of Light and stole a taste of forbidden fruit, only to be held captive in his arms, crying and panting.

He also volunteered to warm the bed in the Dark Temple, where the hot-tempered Demon God tormented him mercilessly.

At the same time, he had to tempt the cold, chaste leader of the elves into restrained desire; keep the dangerously wicked Vampire King hooked on the taste of loving him; and handle the Mermaid Emperor, the Lord of the Undead, and other transcendent gods beyond his understanding. Lu Zinian had every one of them wrapped around his finger.

But after Lu Zinian slept with the last one, the System, which had promised to help him fake his death and escape, suddenly vanished. Instead, all nine gods discovered that he'd been two-timing them with countless others.

The proud gods, usually as radiant and composed as the moon, were so furious they nearly shattered:

"Wasn't I good enough to you?"

Trembling in the middle of the battlefield of jealous lovers, Lu Zinian thought: I'm weak and pitiful, but if I cheat, I'll run for it.

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After Lu Zinian disappeared, all nine gods went mad.

They turned dark and crazed, searching the world over for their lover without success. Then, with the most sacred of bearing, they swore the most deeply felt of oaths:

If he ever came back, they would lock him in a carefully prepared little room, fill him with their scent, stain him with their desire, and spend night after night making love to him while he drowned in insatiable longing.

Forever.

Bonus scene:

In the darkness, a powerful scent of masculine pheromones swept through the room.

The aura of a supreme god coaxed the incubus into a forced heat, and nine burning, ravenous gazes locked sharply onto Lu Zinian.

The sound of splashing water grew louder and louder.

*Straight male incubus with irresistible charm and a skin-hunger condition x once-noble and elegant gods who have become unhinged, dark, and obsessive

*Jealous rivalry, powerful men bowing their heads, doting on the beloved receiver

*The receiver has plenty of one-sided crushes, 1Vn

Premise: Work hard and strive