[One Piece] Am I a Dragon? Real or Fake?

[Content warnings: the complete harem of One Piece men + everyday wish fulfillment + no redeeming the Celestial Dragons + a useless, spineless heroine with a nasty streak who still loves to have fun x the entire One Piece male cast]

A somewhat serious blurb:

Mansha is obsessed with the game "Grand Line Simulator".

As a chaos-loving player, she knows the golden rule: “Stand in the middle and play both sides.” She’s exceptionally good at stirring things up.

No matter how fiercely the game’s factions oppose each other, Mansha, who looks down on the poor and fawns on the rich, doesn’t hesitate for a second before choosing to be a Celestial Dragon.

She also believes in sharing the love around: “Revolutionary Army! This way, please.”

“Lord Imu! I’m one of you!”

After playing both sides for long enough, Mansha got the ending [World’s Most Evil Celestial Dragon], dying just ten minutes after the final boss.

Mansha was so furious at the ending she’d worked so hard to bring about that she died of rage.

The next second, she transmigrated into the game.

She looked at the starting screen where she had to pick a faction.

Never mind whether she’d survive. Since she was already in the game, Mansha decided to enjoy being a Celestial Dragon first.

Like she said, the Revolutionary Army is just work. Being a Celestial Dragon is everyday life.

She was only halfway through enjoying herself when Mansha discovered that her subordinates had captured the leader of the Revolutionary Army, and her surname was still Donquixote.

Her only relative not only planned to give up their status and move to the lower world, but also urged her to abandon her Celestial Dragon status and join them in enjoying life down there.

Was that really what you’d call enjoying life?

She hadn’t even gotten started, and already her good days were over.

With an overwhelming will to live, Mansha decided to survive! She’d fight to the bitter end!

She discovered that the [Sin] and [Influence] values given by the System were her combat stats.

The higher her [Sin] and [Influence], the stronger she became.

So Mansha kept both hands busy and continued her life as a double-crosser.

Having learned her lesson from last time’s bad ending, this time Mansha played both sides with even greater sincerity.

To truly be a Celestial Dragon, she had to rack up [Sin]. Mansha couldn’t bring herself to commit murder, arson, or robbery, but she couldn’t give up, either.

So she found another way: she specialized in snatching men to make them her husbands, while making sure to draw the Celestial Dragons plenty of hatred.

Don’t pass up a good man, and don’t waste a bad one.

Big Mom’s son? She snatched him!

Whitebeard’s son? She snatched him!

Kaido’s right-hand man? She snatched him!

The Red-Haired Pirates’ officer? She snatched him!

The coated Pluton? She snatched it!

In short, her motto was: a good husband helps her reach for the stars!

By the time her [Sin] hit 999, Mansha wasn’t even letting Whitebeard off the hook.

As for [Influence], she racked that up just as fast.

She knew all too well: “If your loyalty isn’t absolute, then you’re absolutely disloyal!”

As a member of the Revolutionary Army who had abandoned the dark side and gone undercover in Mary Geoise, Mansha remained loyal to the Revolution! She worked hard to climb the ranks and learn the Celestial Dragons’ weaknesses!

She set her sights on becoming one of the Five Elders, determined to be Lord Imu’s most loyal lackey.

The longer she played the loyal servant, the more she rose through the ranks. Mansha became commander of the Holy Knights and even married the eldest son of the Figarland Family.

Of course, the second son of the Figarland Family had long since become her second husband.

Seeing that she was about to become one of the Five Elders, Mansha hurriedly contacted the leader of the Revolutionary Army.

Mansha: “Hi, Dragon. When am I supposed to retreat?”

Dragon couldn’t bear to look at Mansha’s spectacular record, which eclipsed even Imu’s.

Dragon: “...Do you even need to retreat anymore?”

Mansha, the “World’s Most Evil Celestial Dragon,” had long since become the Revolutionary Army’s ultimate enemy. Even Imu had to take a back seat.

According to one newspaper, Mansha had more than a dozen husbands, each with a number.

From Saint Garling’s two sons to pirate criminals, she wanted to “marry” them all.

There wasn’t a man she wouldn’t snatch!

Theme: Stand in the middle and play both sides