The Actor's Big Chiken Canary Is Crying Again

Younger, sweet, simple country boy, sunny top × older, gentle big-orange-daddy bottom

You Chu has a secret he can barely bring himself to admit: he has a hellishly bad case of uncontrollable crying.

He was mocked for it plenty as a kid, but when his emotions ran high, he really couldn't stop himself from crying. So in college, he chose a major where he could cry as much as he wanted: acting.

Sure enough, his teachers and classmates all said he was born for the job. Even the famous Best Actor Yu Yuanbai, whom he met while playing an extra, said he cried beautifully, convincingly, and with real feeling.

You Chu (proudly): Teacher Yu loves watching me cry. He wants me to be his canary!

Roommate (speaking in a low voice): Do you even know what a canary means? Why are you so proud?

You Chu: A canary is a bird in the finch family. I looked it up, and they’re really pretty. Teacher Yu said I look pretty when I cry.

Roommate: ...

After a crash course in industry slang, the roommate says: Get it now? That's the kind of sugar-daddy arrangement, selling yourself, and taking shortcuts you hate most!

You Chu: Don't say that about Teacher Yu. He's not that kind of person. He was just complimenting me.

Grand Slam Best Actor Yu Yuanbai: I am exactly that kind of person.

You Chu is shocked. You Chu is conflicted. You Chu is bashful: If it's Teacher Yu, I can accept it.

Roommate, exasperated: You bumpkin. You're going to have plenty to cry about!

The roommate's prediction came true. Three months later, You Chu came bawling back to the dorm.

You Chu (heartbroken): Yu Yuanbai is a fucking monster. He was using me as a canary stand-in!

You Chu (in utter anguish): Fuck him! He even said my cock was big. What canary out there has it as good as me?! I'm never letting him eat me again, waaaah!

Roommate (cutting off their comforting words): ? Eat what? Who's eating whom? The entertainment industry is such a cesspit!

* Yu Yuanbai is not a teacher at the school, and he and You Chu are not in a teacher-student relationship.