Filling In for a Scumbag Bottom, but Becoming the Scum Top's Aunt-in-Law [Quick Transmigration]

A trash-and-scum romance: an old-school, melodramatic story about a scummy top and a masochistic bottom who cling to each other. It's also the department in the quick transmigration bureau with the most workplace injuries and the highest pay.

Wen Lang had just been promoted from the background extras group, which paid 2,000 a month, to the walk-on group, which paid 2,300 a month, when the trash-and-scum department's "Masochist Champion" got injured on the job (lost his corneas, pancreas, kidneys, heart...) and ended up in the ICU.

A chance to get promoted and earn more money fell from the sky. Wen Lang repeatedly shook his head, waved his hands, and backed away, saying he wasn't worthy of it.

Assistant: "You really can't fill in for him?"

Wen Lang: "No way, no way. Even the Masochist Champion couldn't handle it. A nobody like me wouldn't last a chapter!"

Assistant: "But the trash-and-scum department pays really well."

Wen Lang: "I know the difference between money and my life."

Assistant: "All right, I'll ask someone else, then. With a salary of a million a year, we should be able to find someone to fill in."

Wen Lang froze, hesitated, then gritted his teeth and refused. "It's only a million a year. I could save that up in thirty-six years if I never ate or drank..."

The assistant was surprised. "But I said that's the monthly salary."

Wen Lang: "!"

Wen Lang, solemnly: "Thank you, Leader, for trusting me. My goal is to surpass the Masochist Champion and become the department's legendary masochistic bottom!"

Halfway through a world, the junior assistant lets out a piercing shriek: "Weren't you supposed to be a legendary masochistic bottom? How did you become the scummy top's little aunt by marriage?!"

Wen Lang, bashfully: "I didn't mean for it to happen, but his uncle offered too much~"

Quick transmigration worlds (subject to change):

※ Entertainment industry:

A washed-up actor at the bottom of the industry who sleeps with a scummy top to get ahead, the bottom × a cold, heartless, sexually indifferent, sharp-tongued award-winning actor, the top

※ Republican era:

A journalist bottom with no scruples who tries to bring down the scummy top's uncle × a warlord top who uses ruthless, decisive tactics

※ Ancient times:

A sickly emperor bottom, deceived out of both power and love × a powerful minister top who holds the court in the palm of his hand

The following will be written if inspiration strikes, and scrapped if it doesn't:

※ Cultivation

※ ABO

※ Supernatural

※ Post-apocalyptic

Theme: Loving all the many sides of you