What Kind of Trouble Can a The Sims Player Cause in a Jujutsu Farming RPG?

[The blurb was screenshotted and saved] -- February 2026 (I don't know when I posted it a year ago, but it was definitely earlier than this. This silly author is adding a note for the record.)

Huh? What's this? A sorcery farming RPG? Weird name. Not interested. The player quickly skips the ad and clicks straight into the Sims game they've been playing for ages, eager to see what kind of trouble their little characters have gotten into after all this time.

Whoa, this family had eight kids!

Whoa, this whole family mutated. Are they the Hulk?

Wait, this guy's still alive? Why is he still a gaming addict? He didn't starve to death? Oh, turns out he's a great-great-great-grandson. Never mind!

Whoa, why are there so many tombstones here?

Huh? There's a Grim Reaper? When did I buy that expansion pack?

Huh? There's a new message. Let's see. Wow, a beta testing slot for the Sims crossover game: an ultra-realistic virtual world, complete freedom to explore, random events, and a one-of-a-kind life simulation made just for you. This sounds great!

The player takes a closer look. Whoa, it's that sorcery farming RPG, the weird game.

But it's a full-dive game pod, so of course they have to give it a happy try!

So the player accepts immediately and receives the package a week later, then quickly climbs inside.

"Woo! Here I come! Hahaha! I wonder if I can install mods. Never mind, I'll play first! Yay!" As happy as a monkey let loose from its mountain, the player completely lets go.

Player: Whoa, free land! Redevelop it!

Player: Whoa, a vast mountain behind the village! Clear it for farming!

Player: Whoa, weird creatures! Bring them in!

Player: Whoa, a stuffy old man! Put him to work!

Player: Whoa, cutting-edge technology! Set it up!

Player: Whoa...

Everyone in the world of sorcery: Stop saying "whoa" already!!!

The player is having a blast, because this game gives them so much freedom!

Want to experience a life of farming and construction where you can do absolutely anything you want? That's right, live freely! Then hurry and buy a Sorcery Farming full-dive game pod! Here you can experience a life of total freedom. You can do more than farm: you can freely unlock all kinds of careers, too!

Whether you want to own a high-rise, rule the world, or just be an ordinary farmer, you're free to explore!

Oh, right. We're sorry to tell you that our game currently has only one beta testing slot, and it's unlikely to be released in the future~

Reader's Guide:

1. The Sims isn't a major part of this. It's a farming and construction game, with some inspiration from Stardew Valley, but it's not just Stardew Valley, and a lot of things are made up for fun.

2. The main focus is Jujutsu Kaisen, but Bungo Stray Dogs will appear later. I won't say more because that would be a spoiler. There might be other cameos too, haha.

3. It's a farming story, but not just farming. It's already a full-dive RPG, so how could there not be some troublemaking? (Loudly)

4. The player's defining trait is being an absolute fourth-dimensional disaster. (A completely self-centered fourth-dimensional disaster, I said loudly!)

5. I don't know what else to add, but I wanted to make this number five. Over.

Theme: The player can cause trouble on a massive scale!