[This story will never be updated. I've completely dropped Genshin Impact; it disgusted me. Goodbye, everyone. Maybe we'll meet again, but not through Genshin Impact.]
I was just a Genshin Impact player. I accidentally tossed the pink wishes I'd been saving for the Geo Archon into Chasca's banner.
Me: I only want a grandson! I'll do twenty pulls, and if I don't get him, I'll stop!
Banner: Chasca, come on out!
Me: No! I only saved enough for a 50/50! I can't get a five-star now!!
I cried: I only wanted to build pity!!!!
Furious and heartbroken, I smashed my mouse and reached to uninstall the game.
Then a golden light flashed...
[Hello, Host. Welcome to the Genshin Impact Otherworld Commission System.]
[Here, you can save up Primogems faster than ever.]
Me... I'm tempted!!
Just you wait, my Geo Archon!!
Gojo Satoru stared dumbfounded at the black Pokemon ball in Hinata Hana's hand. Cursed energy swirled inside it, yet it was astonishingly pure and beautiful, sparkling in the sunlight.
Hinata Hana raised the cursed spirit ball and shouted happily, "Look, a souvenir from my domain: a Pokemon!"
Gojo Satoru's throat tightened. He raised a finger, ready to use his technique to kill the girl, but she turned and vanished. He forgot the whole incident, too.
Gojo Satoru later: Wow~ Pokemon spirit Geto Suguru, come on out!
Geto Suguru: ...Let's settle this! :)
Hinata Hana pointed at Chasca in disbelief and asked Ying, "You said she's my what?"
Gojo Satoru chuckled and jumped in with the answer. "She's your big sister, Hana~"
Hinata Hana cried out, "No way! I'm not calling her big sister. I'm supposed to be the big sister!"
Chasca glanced at her calmly and landed a critical hit. "But I'm a long-lived species now. I've lived almost a hundred years longer than you."
Hinata Hana crossed her arms into an X and glared at her. "But I've experienced way more time than you! I don't care, I've lived for a thousand years!"
Chasca picked up a form and read in a flat voice, "Hinata Hana, of Chinese and Japanese descent, born in 2006..."
"Shut up!" Hinata Hana wailed. "I don't care, I'm the big sister!"
After learning who she was, Hinata Hana pointed at herself in disbelief and asked again, "Who am I supposed to fight?"
The others, delighted to watch the chaos, answered, "Sukuna~"
"Huh? I'm fighting Sukuna?!"
Reader's guide:
1. The main story is told in third person (emphasis on the third person!).
2. This story is ridiculous and isn't a lighthearted comedy, so proceed with caution!!
3. The Genshin Impact setting in this story was written during version 5.1.
4. The Genshin Impact story has major changes, so proceed with caution!!
5. This story is also titled Hana's Path to Godhood. Genshin Impact and Jujutsu Kaisen each make up half the story, so proceed with caution!!!!
But I collect knives, thanks.
Theme: No particular theme, I just wanted to collect knives
Reborn as Jogo, I Became Invincible
Can Pure Hatred Work?
What Kind of Trouble Can a The Sims Player Cause in a Jujutsu Farming RPG?
[Where Winds Meet] A Roasted Winter Melon Opens His Eyes in Another World!
Are You All Gorillas?!!!
[Jujutsu Kaisen] You Said All My Classmates Were Dead?
[Jujutsu Kaisen Crossover] Curses Online
[Crossover] What Happens When You Write Fanfiction in the Jujutsu Kaisen World?
[Anime Crossover] The Real One's Sister Is Called Tongren
No, she is really Kwai Ke
To be honest, some very reasonable behaviors in the game, once converted into reality, feel like the fourth natural disaster [Caigou]
Golden eyes?! It's you, you can't see the true king when you look up!
The author must have made a mistake. The name of the demon god Nasida is Buyer, but the name of the demon god was never mentioned.
I'm anti-Yingmei Sasha, that's why I chose my brother! (I'm not greedy for Brother Kong's waist) What's going on with Xiaohua now? Has it become a state similar to that of a traveler that can absorb negative energy? (Yes, how do you know that my wife is not crooked? You even caught a Leosli [vegetable dog])
Real boy comics: friendship, bonds, ups and downs, and struggles. Fake shounen manga: throw your head and shed blood (physical version) ps: iivv version
Why is it that Nasida is no longer the name of a god?
The mediator said he had nothing to say
💔 The archaeologists tell you that Aoi can't enter the pool, and there will be no more when fighting the abyss.
One thing to say, I think my writing has really improved, haha, feel proud of yourself (after all, I don't know when I will write about life again, and then I will revise it extensively [Joker]